The Guardian - good Berliner, considerable knowledge of foreign football
The Daily Telegraph - middle-upper broadsheet, a bit up its own arse to know or care
Daily Mail - nationalist middle tabloid, so dislikes and generally clueless of
The Sun - average tabloid, voice of the average clueless Englishman
The Mirror - see above
Daily Star - trash sensationalist tabloid that has no credibility, let alone for foreign football
The People - see above
The Daily Telegraph - middle-upper broadsheet, a bit up its own arse to know or care
Daily Mail - nationalist middle tabloid, so dislikes and generally clueless of
The Sun - average tabloid, voice of the average clueless Englishman
The Mirror - see above
Daily Star - trash sensationalist tabloid that has no credibility, let alone for foreign football
The People - see above
