scrambled transmissions from the gutter... (1 Viewer)

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Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
75,661
#81
Some times,
I commit crimes
I roll into banks and demand dimes
I point my finger and yell
BIM, BLAM, BLOOM

And then I shudder
out in a hurricane covered in butter
I've got no rudder
alls well that ends well as I finish your mother
a stranger to you and me
BIM, BLAM, BLOOM

the wedding DJ plays a song
the weedGuru hits his the bong
the chinese say "PING pong"
TJ says "what's going on"!
BIM, BlAM BLOOM

BIP, BAP MOON
I rock blocks
I like "real" hip-hop
I don't, don't suck cocks
cause thats gay, gay gay gay
jump through the window if it's in your way

What do tigers dream of, WOPPER!!!
Blackity, Blackity, Black ASS!!!
 

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Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
#84
@ gutterpoet two words... Craziness Insude... ..

Some times,
I commit crimes
I roll into banks and demand dimes
I point my finger and yell
BIM, BLAM, BLOOM

And then I shudder
out in a hurricane covered in butter
I've got no rudder
alls well that ends well as I finish your mother
a stranger to you and me
BIM, BLAM, BLOOM

the wedding DJ plays a song
the weedGuru his the bong
the chinese say "PING pong"
TJ says "what's going on"!
BIM, BlAM BLOOM

BIP, BAP MOON
I rock blocks
I like "real" hip-hop
I don't don't suck cocks
cause thats gay
jump through the window if it's in your way

What do tigers dream of, WOPPER!!!
Blackity, Blackity, Black ASS!!!
You da strongest brotha in these parts HAHAHA i love it!
tittie slap phil collin intro who the fuck wouldnt want that at their wedding

:lol:
 
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Lo-Pan

Lo-Pan

Disciple of Gonzo
Feb 11, 2009
2,788
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  • Thread Starter #85
    According to Gutter and his PM, it's about himself sharing a poem, it describes him, his lifestyle, his days. He also thinks Fred is inlove with this thread according to his last PM too.
    this is becoming tiresome and boring. I now no better than to share anything of a personal nature, other than opinions on Juve, in a forum frequented by cliquey spastics...its like the schoolyard of a home for the mentally enfeebled. One ape goes 'oooh ooohhh!!! hahahahhahaha', and then the rest of his goon gangs follow suit, clapping their hands like village idiots thinking christmas is every day....hohooho!

    Why do i need to be careful, Azzurri? I wrote to you politely, accusingly yes, but also with politeness, you respond by asking me to show you one post that shows someone read my thread. So I show you one post...your reaction??? to publically try to make me look stupid. your style is pathetic. pure egosim gone berserk with the mod powers from an internet forum. You insult me. i insult you. then you warn me not to insult you??? seriously i would prefer it if you just admitted:
    yes, gutter, i dislike you, and will mock you, fuck your threads, because i am a moderator and i can...I would at least have a smidgen of respect for your honesty, but alas, that is beyond you.

    Its not a poem. its a drunken rant of how i have changed from romeo to walking corpse dick.

    As I mentioned before...the last piece i chucked in here, ragrding my hound mauling my nose, proved popular, so I thought I would stick another piece in. However, I was unprepared for the high amount of idiots, who take pleasure in mocking people, not when they are antagonized, nor baited, nor goaded, nor insulted...just for the hell of it. That is the dividing line between myself, and those i consider human vermin. I would never insult someone's writing, unless they were insulting me, or demanding my attention. Many here would and do...Its nasty, ignorant and precisely the kind of shit which spoils this place for the decent few.
     

    X Æ A-12

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    Contributor
    Sep 4, 2006
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    #87
    , in a forum frequented by cliquey spastics...its like the schoolyard of a home for the mentally enfeebled. One ape goes 'oooh ooohhh!!! hahahahhahaha', and then the rest of his goon gangs follow suit, clapping their hands like village idiots thinking christmas is every day....hohooho!

    .
    Well if you want to get along with people around here better you could start by not saying stuff like this^.

    I don't know what your problem is with Azzurri7 but he isn't as you make him out to be. I have a hard time believing that he is just picking on you for no good reason.
     

    Azzurri7

    Pinturicchio
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    Dec 16, 2003
    72,692
    #91
    this is becoming tiresome and boring. I now no better than to share anything of a personal nature, other than opinions on Juve, in a forum frequented by cliquey spastics...its like the schoolyard of a home for the mentally enfeebled. One ape goes 'oooh ooohhh!!! hahahahhahaha', and then the rest of his goon gangs follow suit, clapping their hands like village idiots thinking christmas is every day....hohooho!
    :sergio:

    What do you have against villagers btw?

    Why do i need to be careful, Azzurri? I wrote to you politely, accusingly yes, but also with politeness, you respond by asking me to show you one post that shows someone read my thread. So I show you one post...your reaction??? to publically try to make me look stupid. your style is pathetic. pure egosim gone berserk with the mod powers from an internet forum. You insult me. i insult you. then you warn me not to insult you??? seriously i would prefer it if you just admitted:
    yes, gutter, i dislike you, and will mock you, fuck your threads, because i am a moderator and i can...I would at least have a smidgen of respect for your honesty, but alas, that is beyond you.

    Its not a poem. its a drunken rant of how i have changed from romeo to walking corpse dick.

    As I mentioned before...the last piece i chucked in here, ragrding my hound mauling my nose, proved popular, so I thought I would stick another piece in. However, I was unprepared for the high amount of idiots, who take pleasure in mocking people, not when they are antagonized, nor baited, nor goaded, nor insulted...just for the hell of it. That is the dividing line between myself, and those i consider human vermin. I would never insult someone's writing, unless they were insulting me, or demanding my attention. Many here would and do...Its nasty, ignorant and precisely the kind of shit which spoils this place for the decent few.
    I didn't read this. If anyone did, then please explain to me what he wants and why he's so angry. Logically speaking, shouldn't he be happy that I re-opened his poetry thread?
     

    Azzurri7

    Pinturicchio
    Moderator
    Dec 16, 2003
    72,692
    #92
    Alright, seriously, here's a rap poem that I thought I should share with my folks around here since my life changed 360c in the last couple of years...


    Boy I was climbing the trees
    When I thought no one would see
    game that asks a lot of seeks
    until I end up swallowing the weeds

    Burke grabbed me from a crap
    and asked me to join his rap
    while Andy was busy doing his fap

    Gutterpoem asking for some attention
    Until he read some of Denebs reflection
    Villagers are Gutterpoem's seduction
    Stop teasing me before I call it Salvation


    Written by: Rabih de Gutterfawazto.
     
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    Lo-Pan

    Lo-Pan

    Disciple of Gonzo
    Feb 11, 2009
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  • Thread Starter #97
    OK, azzurri...you want to play, so I will play...

    I know people like you,
    and I want them dead,
    because they have zero heart,
    and are fucked up in the head...

    I come to you with honesty,
    you respond with childish, egocentric reactions,
    showing yourself less bothered by decency,
    a dickish mind governed by a need to be loved by spastic factions...

    No doubt, in arabic,
    you would fuck me over,
    but you are wrong to play with me in english,
    for i was nurtured, and taught how to speak near Dover...

    So english comes to me natural,
    its the easiest way for me to speak,
    yet for you, clearly,
    its the way to confirm your status as virtual retard geek...

    You should listen to Sage,
    read some Burroughs or Hunter,
    though I doubt you will take this advice seriously,
    because its obvious that you are a pathetic child who dreams of marrying a munter...

    yet another internet yardie,
    drunk on his own power,
    take you away from the screen and confront you,
    and no doubt the world will see you cower...

    You are tiago,
    i am vialli,
    you ride a vespa,
    whilst i steam by in a ferrarri...

    eat shit dweeb,
    i'm only interested in the Real,
    and have zero respect for megalomaniac vermin,
    who are consumed with narcissistic zeal...

    Indeed, my ego is vibrant,
    aware of itself and strong,
    but I know the important difference,
    between Right and Wrong...

    so go suck teeth's cock.
    cum over a photo of burke,
    you seem as useful to this world,
    as a muslim turk...

    indeed, fuck the muslims,
    fuck the christians too...
    this is my poetic way of expressing,
    Azzurri...Fuck YOU...
     

    Ford Prefect

    Senior Member
    May 28, 2009
    10,557
    #99
    :sergio:

    What do you have against villagers btw?



    I didn't read this. If anyone did, then please explain to me what he wants and why he's so angry. Logically speaking, shouldn't he be happy that I re-opened his poetry thread?
    He is essentially saying you are abussing your mod powers and you, and all of us, are insulting him unprovoked. If i said this kinda stuff to someone like ze i would be insta-banned
     

    Ford Prefect

    Senior Member
    May 28, 2009
    10,557
    this is becoming tiresome and boring. I now no better than to share anything of a personal nature, other than opinions on Juve, in a forum frequented by cliquey spastics...its like the schoolyard of a home for the mentally enfeebled. One ape goes 'oooh ooohhh!!! hahahahhahaha', and then the rest of his goon gangs follow suit, clapping their hands like village idiots thinking christmas is every day....hohooho!

    Why do i need to be careful, Azzurri? I wrote to you politely, accusingly yes, but also with politeness, you respond by asking me to show you one post that shows someone read my thread. So I show you one post...your reaction??? to publically try to make me look stupid. your style is pathetic. pure egosim gone berserk with the mod powers from an internet forum. You insult me. i insult you. then you warn me not to insult you??? seriously i would prefer it if you just admitted:
    yes, gutter, i dislike you, and will mock you, fuck your threads, because i am a moderator and i can...I would at least have a smidgen of respect for your honesty, but alas, that is beyond you.

    Its not a poem. its a drunken rant of how i have changed from romeo to walking corpse dick.

    As I mentioned before...the last piece i chucked in here, ragrding my hound mauling my nose, proved popular, so I thought I would stick another piece in. However, I was unprepared for the high amount of idiots, who take pleasure in mocking people, not when they are antagonized, nor baited, nor goaded, nor insulted...just for the hell of it. That is the dividing line between myself, and those i consider human vermin. I would never insult someone's writing, unless they were insulting me, or demanding my attention. Many here would and do...Its nasty, ignorant and precisely the kind of shit which spoils this place for the decent few.
    Think of a forum like Britain, everyone knows that you have emotions, but no one wants to hear about them. Thats why psychiatrists exist, its actually a paid proffession. Telling us about a dog mauling you (which should be put down for doing it) is cool and gnarly, telling us about how much you hate what you are is not cool. Its simple man.
     

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