Sami Khedira (47 Viewers)

[Xperd]

Khedira is the best example of a net negative on the pitch at Juventus in the Conte-Allegri era.

 

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[Fr3sh]

Well, at least Martin doesn't.

Matree deserves to be in there.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Matree deserves to be in there.

 

[Fr3sh]

I don't think u understood, let me try again.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

What would be the ultimate net negative Juventus squad of the Conte-Allegri era? Only caveat is that they must have featured more than a couple times, so no counting players like Elia. Rubinho is okay though as keeper doesn't have many choices, and he managed to injure a starter in practice

Mine would be Conte's 4-2-4 with:

--------------Rubinho
Caceres-Ogbonna-Peluso-De Ceglie
---------Khedira-Pogba
Isla---Borriello-Quagliarella-Giovinco

How did you forget Ziegler?

 

[Kopanja]

Esti doesn't deserve this either, put Krasic on the left, he is useless anyway

 

[DAiDEViL]

I don't think u understood, let me try again.

case closed.

Edit: You can have the Lady in light blue.

 

[Post Ironic]

Esti doesn't deserve this either, put Krasic on the left, he is useless anyway

I fixed it. Moved Gio to the wing and added Borriello.

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These guys don't deserve to be in such a disgusting 11.

Martin and The Chin deserve to be there more than anyone else.

 

[lgorTudor]

go swimming with your watch on, just incase you forget the time looking at that ass

 

[Fr3sh]

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I fixed it. Moved Gio to the wing and added Borriello.

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Martin and The Chin deserve to be there more than anyone else.

You're a piece of shit

 

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You're a piece of shit

You love me, darling sex machine.

 

[Fr3sh]

You love me, darling sex machine.

Just a lil bit, mainly want to control giant flock of birds and make them simultaneously shit on u.

 

[Post Ironic]

Just a lil bit, mainly want to control giant flock of birds and make them simultaneously shit on u.

And then you would lick the bird shit off my naked body...? You kinky fuck.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Just a lil bit, mainly want to control giant flock of birds and make them simultaneously shit on u.

What's the thing with you and birds lately?
Did they shit on your herb?

 

[Fr3sh]

And then you would lick the bird shit off my naked body...? You kinky fuck.

What's the thing with you and birds lately?
Did they shit on your herb?

I don't know, I'm baked

 

[Post Ironic]

What's the thing with you and birds lately?
Did they shit on your herb?

Do you think there is bird shit porn on the Internet? People having birds shit on them then licking it off one another?

If not, I think @Fr3sh should make one with one of those obese trannies he likes.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Do you think there is bird shit porn on the Internet? People having birds shit on them then licking it off one another?

If not, I think @Fr3sh should make one with one of those obese trannies he likes.

It's 2017. I'd be surprised and slightly disappointed if there wasn't bird-shit porn on the internet.

 

[Ocelot]

What would be the ultimate net negative Juventus squad of the Conte-Allegri era? Only caveat is that they must have featured more than a couple times, so no counting players like Elia. Rubinho is okay though as keeper doesn't have many choices, and he managed to injure a starter in practice

Mine would be Conte's 4-2-4 with:

--------------Rubinho
Caceres-Ogbonna-Peluso-De Ceglie
---------Khedira-Pogba
Isla---Borriello-Quagliarella-Giovinco

Wait what exactly is the criteria here? Because no way I look at it do Pogba & Quags make any sense

 

[Fr3sh]

This guy is trying to get me killed

 

[IliveForJuve]

Wait what exactly is the criteria here? Because no way I look at it do Pogba & Quags make any sense

Jogba.

Everybody knows the "Pogba Jog".