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[Juventino[RUS]]

Why? Are you Tupac? No.

Unfortunately, no
Cuz i'm russian madman who will kick your ass badly

 

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[ALC]

I'm scared. I've seen how you handled the Red situation and since then he hasn't bothered you at all.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I'm scared. I've seen how you handled the Red situation and since then he hasn't bothered you at all.

You should be. Apparently, RUS's dad is the biggest arms dealer in Russia.

 

[ALC]

I see. I didn't know that.

Sorry RUS.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I heard that he's got so much influence that he even got Tatu and the Jonas Brothers to perform live at RUS' sweet 16.

 

[ALC]

Wow, that sounds like quite the party. I bet he was sitting on a carriage being pulled by Siberian tigers.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

He kicked his bff out the party for wearing the same outfit as him. It was quite a scene.

But it all ended well when he got to blow his Simone Pepe cake.

 

[ALC]

Can't blame him. You can't be wearing the same dress as the birthday boy. Didn't he get Rihanna to be his date?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Nah, Nikki Minaj.

 

[ALC]

Oh right. I always confuse them. She's kind of ugly but I bet in Russia they go crazy for her. RUS

I hope he invites us to his next birthday party.

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I wanna meet some of these Russian girls.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Shit, that is creepy.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

That's Ukraine girls aka barbie-wanna-be


I've spent my birthday in Syberia, playin' with tigres and bears

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

That's Ukraine girls aka barbie-wanna-be

Can you confirm the stories about your sweet 16?

I heard about it from Badass Devil.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

Can you confirm the stories about your sweet 16?

I heard about it from Badass Devil.

badass devil is dead so i don't need to confirm his shit stories

 

[ZoSo]

Fuck those chicks are creepy as fuck, especially the one on the left

 

[swag]

Fuck those chicks are creepy as fuck, especially the one on the left

She got a Vesling's line that wraps around the circumference of her entire body.

 

[ZoSo]

She got a Vesling's line that wraps around the circumference of her entire body.

A what?

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

 

[ALC]

lol, i'm at the laugh part.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

I hope you will not achieve hospital part