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[Mark]

LOL @<a href="http://forum.juventuz.org/member.php?u=2046" target="_blank">Mark</a>

1st time I saw him was when he sand this.

 

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[Enron]

[MENTION=5409]Juventino[RUS][/MENTION]:

That's actually a pretty good one. I'll give it to you.

Try making one up yourself. I don't think you can do it.

 

[Martin]

Wow, it's like two Kenny Banias in here.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

What does a Liverpool fan named Aaron do after watching his team win the Premiership?
Turns his Playstation off and gets into bed with his sister

 

[Alex-444]

Kirkorov Bulgarian Cunt

 

[Enron]

What does a Liverpool fan named Aaron do after watching his team win the Premiership?
Turns his Playstation off and gets into bed with his sister

That's real original. But at least I like girls.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

That's real original. But at least I like girls.

thanks for makin' me famous

 

[Enron]

No problem. And do me a favor, don't get personal.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

No problem. And do me a favor, don't get personal.

Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.



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[Enron]

Good one, but then again. You didn't come up with it.

I come up with a perfectly good Heysel joke and all you can do is try to insult my sister.

Typical Russian.

 

[Martin]

The dribble joke is not bad. It's actually a "I speak decent English" joke if you can understand it.

 

[Enron]

The dribble joke is not bad. It's actually a "I speak decent English" joke if you can understand it.

No I understood it.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

Good one, but then again. You didn't come up with it.

I come up with a perfectly good Heysel joke and all you can do is try to insult my sister.

Typical Russian.

Aaron and his father were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for &#1032;8 million".
Aaron asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"
Aaron said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Stan Collymore, and he was crap"

 

[Enron]

Aaron and his father were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for &#1032;8 million".
Aaron asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"
Aaron said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Stan Collymore, and he was crap"

Okay that's a good one. Well done on thinking for yourself. I feel like your proud father.

 

[Martin]

No I understood it.

I never doubted you, man with a nice hat.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

I saw some liverpool players playing football with a hedgehog out of the window, I was going to call the RSPCA but then the hedgehog went 1-0 up

you mad little aaron

 

[JuveJay]

I saw some liverpool players playing football with a hedgehog out of the window, I was going to call the RSPCA but then the hedgehog went 1-0 up

 

[swag]

1st time I saw him was when he sand this.

That's real original. But at least I like girls.

Hopefully not like that one in the video Mark posted up there. :sick:

I saw some liverpool players playing football with a hedgehog out of the window, I was going to call the RSPCA but then the hedgehog went 1-0 up

 

[Nzoric]

can't wait till new years

 

[Alex-444]

can't wait till new years