Andy, your question sounds like Ortega, as he played for Valencia and Parma with Sampdoria , latterly with Fernebache where he was banned
To be fair out of all , I have read, yours seems like a riddle, the rest are probbaly too hard to be riddles, they are more like questions .
The idea of a riddle is the answer is simple but how to get there is the hard bit
I got one
You will find me in one in every turn, but though I am ancient with very saggy breasts, drivers cannot help but stop to admire me all the time
Guess who me be