Riddle - Don't google (5 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Germany, in the meantime, managed to get to a face-down with Brazil, who would have beaten anyone with their form. I wouldn't worry if I were German.

Danke.

 

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[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Danke.

Don't. That doesn't mean I suddenly like the German NT.

Till we meet again, bewunderter Erzrivale.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Don't. That doesn't mean I suddenly like the German NT.

Till we meet again, bewunderter Erzrivale.

Da, I agree, I respect the netherlands so much, plus one of my favorite strikers is Dutch.

 

[Slagathor]

Ah good ole' Roy

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
Ok here's another one:

You have a rope that burns non-homogeneouly but it takes one hour to totally burn. This does not mean that burning half its length is half an hour.

If you have two of this rope, how can you time 45 minutes.

So whats the answer to that one?




- A man stops his car right in front of a hotel and says "Im bankrupt" Why?

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++


So whats the answer to that one?




- A man stops his car right in front of a hotel and says "Im bankrupt" Why?

He is playing monopoly.

 

[Zlatan]

He's playing monopoly

 

[Dragon]

:thumb:

 

[Zlatan]

Here's on oldoe but goodie: what walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 during the day and 3 in evening?

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Here's on oldoe but goodie: what walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 during the day and 3 in evening?

Zlatan on the piss

 

[Zlatan]

Nope.

 

[Slagathor]

A human being. Right after birth (the morning of our lives) we crawl on hands and legs, as we grow up (the afternoon of our lives) we walk on two legs, when we grow older (the evening of our lives), we need a walking stick; the third leg.

That's a classic, Zlatan :thumb:

 

[Zlatan]

Correctamundo

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Oohh nostalgia then I've got one for you:

There are two rooms. One of them has three lamps, the other one has three light switches connected to the lamps in the other room.

You are in the room with the light switches and it is impossible for you to look into the other room.

You can only leave ONE lightswitch switched on and go into the other room ONCE to check which lamp you switched on.

How do you find out which lightswitches are connected to each of the lamps?

Pull the wires out?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
Ah good ole' Roy

My boy Roy!

 

[pembohong]

Jeeks q:

Burn the first rope on one end and burn the second rope on both ends at the same time. After the second rope is burnt completely, immediately burn the other end of the first rope.

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by pembohong ] ++
Jeeks q:

Burn the first rope on one end and burn the second rope on both ends at the same time. After the second rope is burnt completely, immediately burn the other end of the first rope.

Couldn't have been said better :thumb:

 

[Slagathor]

Not mathematical he said...