Riddle - Don't google (16 Viewers)

[Menace]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
lol why bother

Removed, i didnt put it in there, someone else did and i was too lazy to remove it

 

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[JCK]

I like your riddles Menace

 

[Menace]

lol who wouldnt

 

[Dan]

Jeeks and Erik are both wrong.

 

[Slagathor]

**** you I'm wrong - my answer is damn well possible, it's just not the answer you were looking for :fero:

Stubborn? Naahh

 

[Dan]

technically, holding your breath would be touching it. The air would be in your lungs, so you would be actually holding a breath.

The answer I was looking for was a conversation!

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
technically, holding your breath would be touching it. The air would be in your lungs, so you would be actually holding a breath.

The answer I was looking for was a conversation!

The sense of touch is a phenomenon in the hands of the human skin. You cannot touch something with your lungs, because they don't possess the sense of touch as far as I know.

And do tell me; how does one hold a conversation? You can hold a speech but a conversation is something you have, isn't it?

 

[Dan]

I read it in a joke book the other day and I decided to post it. No bitter follow up questions, please.

However, would you not argue that air is touching us all the time? Im sure our lungs have touch receptors, or pain receptors at least.

 

[Slagathor]

Of course they have 'pain receptors' - they're still part of our central nerve system. But the ability to sense hurt is different from the ability to touch. And yes air is touching us all the time to the extent that our skin stands in direct contact with it as long as we're on this earth, but my answer was 'breath', not 'air'.

Bitter follow up questions? I'm a soar loser, it's all I can do

 

[Dan]

Ok, Erik wins. My question sucked shit.

 

[Slagathor]

lol I'm sorry. Like I said: soar, terrible, horrible loser.

 

[Dan]

I wouldnt like to be in the same room as you when Germany beat Holland in the final some years back

 

[Slagathor]

Oh I don't care about that. That's not ME losing.

 

[Dan]

and there I was hoping to provoke a cheap reaction.

Btw we sucked shit against you in Rotterdam. I think there is almost no hope for German football anymore, espacially with the backline the NT has...

I think the term ' incredibly lucky draw ' would be correct.

 

[Slagathor]

So? We usually manage to play quite well but when was the last time we reached the final of a World Cup? That's right, NOT 2002.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
and there I was hoping to provoke a cheap reaction.

Btw we sucked shit against you in Rotterdam. I think there is almost no hope for German football anymore, espacially with the backline the NT has...

I think the term ' incredibly lucky draw ' would be correct.

Watch your language! :fero:

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Watch your language! :fero:

Oh come on. You dont need to be a football expert to see that Germany didnt look any different from FC Wedersburg with stones in their shoes.

Its sad to have klinsman at the helm, such an inexperienced coach for such a reknowed footballing nation. I hope he goes as soon as possible and we get a real coach who can actually sort the defence out. Robbens second goal was absolutely dire defending.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
So? We usually manage to play quite well but when was the last time we reached the final of a World Cup? That's right, NOT 2002.

I was happy, since I dual support Italy and Ireland (and to some extent Germany of course, but in that order)

 

[Slagathor]

Germany, in the meantime, managed to get to a face-down with Brazil, who would have beaten anyone with their form. I wouldn't worry if I were German.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


Oh come on. You dont need to be a football expert to see that Germany didnt look any different from FC Wedersburg with stones in their shoes.

Its sad to have klinsman at the helm, such an inexperienced coach for such a reknowed footballing nation. I hope he goes as soon as possible and we get a real coach who can actually sort the defence out. Robbens second goal was absolutely dire defending.

Dude, I am older than our CB's. I think that Kinsmann is a pretty good coach, he know that with his team, he cannot be the old Germany, he can't sit back and defend all of the time.

He took the test to get his actual coaching license. Which makes him the Bundestrainer, not just the regular trainer or whatever that Beckenbaur was.