Reveal yourself! (10 Viewers)

[IliveForJuve]

You just confirmed it. Was it painful? I hear some girls really felt it painful the first time.

My ex screamed at the top of her lungs.

not true man, i like you

Aww

I like you, cokehead.

Now I can feel the love. I hope you vote for me this year

 

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[IliveForJuve]

I'm surprised Badass likes me even though I ask Janna to have cyber sex with me every weekend.

 

[Alen]

If I was a Tuz girl mixture, I'd like to be smart like Hoori, liberal like Kate, charismatic like Katie, tough like Preet, a good person like Cigdem, long legged like Fabi, fun like Sabet and a Juve fan like Janna.

 

[Klin]

My ex screamed at the top of her lungs.

I never had that opportunity.

Now I can feel the love. I hope you vote for me this year

I'm sorry bro, but I'm all for Preet this year.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I'm sorry bro, but I'm all for Preet this year.

There should be a poll for only girls. It's unfair, man, they have tits. I can't compete with that.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Ah... fucking double post.

 

[Alen]

Newbie of 2011 can be only someone who registered between December 1st 2010 and November 30th 2011. I think that Katie and Preet registered earlier so they can't compete there

But watch out for Kate, Bolivar.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I do since I asked. Plus, it's a little bit of amusement.

fine then...


Name: Andy Golding
Nick: Panda, G18
Age: 23
Weight: no friggin idea havn't used a scale in years
Height: 5'11
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Nationality: Officially im British but born in Hong Kong
Interests: Music, football, Field Hockey PS3, chillaxing, travel, and of course JUVE!
Music: It varies, in the summer dance tracks i.e. David Guetta right through to material from chase and status, in the winter mainly loving my Nu Metal stuff like Slipknot, and in between all that Linkin Park and your typical rock.
Other teams I support: Notts County
Favorite players: Del Piero, Buffon, Chiellini, Lichtsteiner, Vidal, Tudor, Montero, Davids, Zidane, Ferrara, Peruzzi, Di livio, Conte, Antonio Chimenti
Occupation: Business Insurance broker
Dreaming of: one play taking part in an international game of Hockey, even at vetenary level (50+ years old)

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I'm surprised Badass likes me even though I ask Janna to have cyber sex with me every weekend.

pfft its not like we're a couple or anything.

 

[Klin]

The perfect Tuz male member would have:

- Woody's nose
- My eyebrows
- Rab's eyes
- Byrone's forehead
- Osman's anaconda
- Alen's boobs
- Matti's teeth
- Cumron's personality
- Jack's coolness
- Melo's hair style
- Sheik's goatee
- Bisco's generosity
- Ahmed's sense of humor
- Deneb's physique
- Aaron's hair color
- Andy's sex life
- Seven's nipples
- Kyle's Jew face
- Badass' activeness in sports
- Dru's pants
- Asif's charisma
- Lion's troll tactics
- Swag's swagger
- Cheese' biceps
- Aush's taste in music
- Lapa's drinking problem
- Burke's leadership skills

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

fine then...


Name: Andy Golding
Nick: Panda, G18
Age: 23
Weight: no friggin idea havn't used a scale in years
Height: 5'11
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Nationality: Officially im British but born in Hong Kong
Interests: Music, football, Field Hockey PS3, chillaxing, travel, and of course JUVE!
Music: It varies, in the summer dance tracks David Guetta right through to material from chase and status, in the winter mainly loving my Nu Metal stuff like Slipknot, and in between all that Linkin Park and your typical rock.
Other teams I support: Notts County
Favorite players: Del Piero, Buffon, Chiellini, Lichtsteiner, Vidal, Tudor, Montero, Davids, Zidane, Ferrara, Peruzzi, Di livio, Conte, Antonio Chimenti
Occupation: Business Insurance broker
Dreaming of: one play taking part in an international game of Hockey, even at vetenary level (50+ years old)

Cool, but the newer questions.

 

[Klin]

Newbie of 2011 can be only someone who registered between December 1st 2010 and November 30th 2011. I think that Katie and Preet registered earlier so they can't compete there

But watch out for Kate, Bolivar.

Totally forgot that Preet didn't register this year.

ILFJ, you can't compete with Kate man.

 

[Itztli]

Had to edit mines, forgot a few things .

 

[Bezzy]

If I was a Tuz girl mixture, I'd like to be smart like Hoori, liberal like Kate, charismatic like Katie, tough like Preet, a good person like Cigdem, long legged like Fabi, fun like Sabet and a Juve fan like Janna.

you have no idea how much I appreciate that

Newbie of 2011 can be only someone who registered between December 1st 2010 and November 30th 2011. I think that Katie and Preet registered earlier so they can't compete there

But watch out for Kate, Bolivar.

you would lobby for me to include me in the poll

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Thanks, Klin, but you've only seen good pics of my teeth because they're not that great.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Cool, but the newer questions.

- Date you lost your virginity: 21
- Live with parents or alone: I live with my mum, although i have the house to myself half the week, but i pay rent so technically i live alone as well
- Tuz member you get along with the most: I can't say i have a definitive answer, i guess i have good relationship with some members and at other times not so good.
- Tuz member you dislike the most: Honestly? has to be seven
- (for girls) The male member you'd want to be if you were male:
- (for boys) The female member you'd want to be if you were female: tough decision cause i adore Katie's smile, yet i love Janna's chilled out approach and her sportiness, with preet's feistiness and a hint of kate's elegance.

 

[Alen]

you have no idea how much I appreciate that


you would lobby for me to include me in the poll

Nope, we can't break the rules. I was a moderator when I started the poll thing and I could do everything I wanted, but right now I'm powerless and I will strongly oppose changing the rules.

But we will have a new poll this year - "The most awesome member", and I will strongly lobby for your name to be there. Katie and Suli are strong favorites, though.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

- Date you lost your virginity: 21
- Live with parents or alone: I live with my mum, although i have the house to myself half the week, but i pay rent so technically i live alone as well
- Tuz member you get along with the most: I can't say i have a definitive answer, i guess i have good relationship with some members and at other times not so good.
- Tuz member you dislike the most: Honestly? has to be seven
- (for girls) The male member you'd want to be if you were male:
- (for boys) The female member you'd want to be if you were female: tough decision cause i adore Katie's smile, yet i love Janna's chilled out approach and her sportiness, with preet's feistiness and a hint of kate's elegance.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Newbie of 2011 can be only someone who registered between December 1st 2010 and November 30th 2011. I think that Katie and Preet registered earlier so they can't compete there

But watch out for Kate, Bolivar.

Oh boy... Kate...

pfft its not like we're a couple or anything.

Haha, only kidding, mate.

The perfect Tuz male member would have:

- Woody's nose
- My eyebrows
- Rab's eyes
- Byrone's forehead
- Osman's anaconda
- Alen's boobs
- Matti's teeth
- Cumron's personality
- Jack's coolness
- Melo's hair style
- Sheik's goatee
- Bisco's generosity
- Ahmed's sense of humor
- Deneb's physique
- Aaron's hair color
- Andy's sex life
- Seven's nipples
- Kyle's Jew face
- Badass' activeness in sports
- Dru's pants
- Asif's charisma
- Lion's troll tactics
- Swag's swagger
- Cheese' biceps
- Aush's taste in music
- Lapa's drinking problem
- Burke's leadership skills

Fuck, I'm not on that list.

Totally forgot that Preet didn't register this year.

ILFJ, you can't compete with Kate man.

I know... I can still be second and beat your ass

 

[Alen]

And another poll suggestion - "The biggest asshole of 2011"

I nominate myself, Byrone, Andy and Snoop. Seven went AWOL so he's not considered.

Any other suggestions for this poll?