Reveal your secret here!! (4 Viewers)

[Bozi]

That kid got the living bejesus kicked out of him & he managed to see what they were wearing? Whatttteeeevvveerrr!

Must have been a newcastle tracksuit,if not then its was mos def Bozi.

not with an aberdeen hat on mate, come to think of it i am sure jrulez is from motherwell

my confession, i like to dress in a red sequin dress and fap into alex del piero's preadators that i bought officially off a web site and he wore them during a game.....

wait that is rabs confession not mine

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

There are lots of possible uses for Inter shirts:

- To clean windows
- To clean your feet before entering the house
- (and my personal favorite) You can use one whenever the toilet paper runs out, also they are cheaper than toilet paper (nobody buys them anyway).

- it'll stain ur windows forever

- it'll cause fungus growth on ur feet

- it will create anal warts and possibly rabes.

best use for it is to just publically burn it in front of their sorry a** faces

 

[Gep]

I got a big penis and sleep with women like on my avatar!

 

[Byrone]

I got a big penis and sleep with women like on my avatar!

So you got the penis extension too?? join me at the "igotabigdonk.com" forum Gep.

 

[Eddy]

I like Natalie Portman

 

[Gep]

So you got the penis extension too?? join me at the "igotabigdonk.com" forum Gep.

Ok! But mines been passed through generation. Im not into todays cosmetic enhancements.

 

[Vinman]

I am in love with Hoori !!!!

 

[d.nico]

i hate zlatan.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

I am in love with Hoori !!!!

isnt she a terrorist or something?

 

[d.nico]

So you got the penis extension too?? join me at the "igotabigdonk.com" forum Gep.

wait untill abu know this.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

please discuss

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I beat that bitch with a bat.

 

[IlDivinCodino]

Dear Juventuz.com:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

People, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself, including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

my confession: I'm not gay.

 

[Majed]

Dear Juventuz.com:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

People, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself, including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Funny how a 7 year old (at least) email joke makes the rounds and turns into a Juventuz confession.

There's a whole thread for jokes.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dear Juventuz.com:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

People, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself, including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Best story in years.

+rep

 

[Rhizoid]

Godot has finally arrived.

 

[Ascension]

These confessions are cracking me up! Keep it up!!

 

[Maresca]

Dear Juventuz.com:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

People, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself, including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

I just wonder what was gonna happen if you did it..

 

[Vinman]

isnt she a terrorist or something?

she's a nice girl (who am I kidding...HOT girl !!) who just happens to live in the wrong country