Introducing to you the newest holiday hit...
Todd and Timmy's Last Christmas by WHAM! Featuring Michael Bolton, in memory of the dead window washers.
Last Christmas
I gave you my cocck
But the very next day, it flew two miles away
This year
If you find it for real
Please give it to someone special
Once severed and twice landed
I impress with my distance
But you still found me in your yard.
Tell me, baby,
Do you recognize me?
Well,
It's been ten years,
Does my head look the same?
(Merry Christmas)
I wrapped my head up and sent it
With a note saying, "I love you,"
I meant it
Now I know how far I flew.
But if you kissed me now
I know I'd fly for miles again.