R.I.P. Todd and Timmy (1 Viewer)

Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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can I buy one on wholesale, maybe a lease?

good, but she's been nagging me 'why don't you have so much money like bjerknes???'
Well, you're still young. You'll get there some day I'm sure.

Mothers can be a pain the ass, man. Mine still wants me to do weather shiit and all. I ain't doing that, mom.
 

Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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:lol:

I always thought it would be cool to be one of those UFO Hunter clowns. They remind me of tornado chasers without any skills.

... On the next version of UFO Hunters, Jason will report to you live from Level 18 of Dulce Base, where thousands of miniature George Bush clones eat sushi off of thousands of dead Anna Nicole Smith corpses!
 

Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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Yes he does.

We should have him investigate whether or not it's possible for heads to fly for miles. Perhaps Todd and Timmy's heads didn't fly for miles and the government just tossed their heads out of a truck or something.
 

Bjerknes

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Introducing to you the newest holiday hit...

Todd and Timmy's Last Christmas by WHAM! Featuring Michael Bolton, in memory of the dead window washers.

Last Christmas
I gave you my cocck
But the very next day, it flew two miles away
This year
If you find it for real
Please give it to someone special

Once severed and twice landed
I impress with my distance
But you still found me in your yard.
Tell me, baby,
Do you recognize me?
Well,
It's been ten years,
Does my head look the same?
(Merry Christmas)

I wrapped my head up and sent it
With a note saying, "I love you,"
I meant it
Now I know how far I flew.
But if you kissed me now
I know I'd fly for miles again.
 
Dec 31, 2008
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Introducing to you the newest holiday hit...

Todd and Timmy's Last Christmas by WHAM! Featuring Michael Bolton, in memory of the dead window washers.

Last Christmas
I gave you my cocck
But the very next day, it flew two miles away
This year
If you find it for real
Please give it to someone special

Once severed and twice landed
I impress with my distance
But you still found me in your yard.
Tell me, baby,
Do you recognize me?
Well,
It's been ten years,
Does my head look the same?
(Merry Christmas)

I wrapped my head up and sent it
With a note saying, "I love you,"
I meant it
Now I know how far I flew.
But if you kissed me now
I know I'd fly for miles again.
omg :rofl:
 

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