R.I.P. Todd and Timmy (11 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

That silly fucker is gonna meet an airplane, right after his head meets New Jersey. Do you know goddamn sick I am of having to pick up heads on the Turnpike. I'd rather put heads on pikes.

So you're saying you'd rather pick up Severed Penises?

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

This is Timmy, he was having a dream the night before 9/11, he dreamed he was contacted by Crazy Uncle Frank....

This is a dramatization of the dream, but when Timmy dreamed it, "sore throat" was "an airplane flying into this building."

 

[Bjerknes]

Uncle Frank!

 

[Bjerknes]

*The Department of Homeland Security, in conjunction with FEMA and the White House, has retroactively banned the song "Free Falling" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. The replacement song will be renamed "Love Obama, Or My Head be Falling" by Tom Bush Obama Fan and the Threat Fusion Center*

New lyrics issued:

She's a good girl, loves Obama
Loves Jesus and Michele O' too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Bieber
Loves horses and Barry Soetoro too

It's a great day livin' in Camp FEMA
There's train tracks runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't like Obama
I'm a bad boy for breakin' his heart

And we love, Love Obama

All the vampires like to wash windows
Move up, down, head gets chopped off
And all the bad boys are still washing windows
All the good girls are home with severed cocks

And my head, is free fallin'

I wanna fly down over the Verazzano
I wanna splash my blood in the sky
I wanna my vocal chords chopped into nothin'
Or end up in Camp FEMA yard

And we love, Love Obama

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I want this to be my ringtone.

 

[Bjerknes]

As do I.


Why isn't this thread five stars?

Edit that shit.

 

[Bjerknes]

The curious task of airplane engineering is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can sever.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

*The Department of Homeland Security, in conjunction with FEMA and the White House, has retroactively banned the song "Free Falling" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. The replacement song will be renamed "Love Obama, Or My Head be Falling" by Tom Bush Obama Fan and the Threat Fusion Center*

New lyrics issued:

She's a good girl, loves Obama
Loves Jesus and Michele O' too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Bieber
Loves horses and Barry Soetoro too

It's a great day livin' in Camp FEMA
There's train tracks runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't like Obama
I'm a bad boy for breakin' his heart

And we love, Love Obama

All the vampires like to wash windows
Move up, down, head gets chopped off
And all the bad boys are still washing windows
All the good girls are home with severed cocks

And my head, is free fallin'

I wanna fly down over the Verazzano
I wanna splash my blood in the sky
I wanna my vocal chords chopped into nothin'
Or end up in Camp FEMA yard

And we love, Love Obama

As do I.


Why isn't this thread five stars?

Edit that shit.

Done.

 

[Bjerknes]

Thank you for your patronage!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It's the least that this thread deserves.

 

[Bjerknes]

My windows are dirty. I miss Todd. He'd always clean them for me. He was a bit gay, it must be said.

 

[swag]

I liked how he used to confuse the terms "squeegee" and "splooge".

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Stop shit talking my brothers.

 

[Bjerknes]

I liked how he used to confuse the terms "squeegee" and "splooge".

Stop shit talking my brothers.

 

[Bjerknes]

Here's a pic of the two brothers just days before da towers came down.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kyrion/220094297/

Get your commemorative Todd and Timmy Head Toast HERE! (these guys loved their toast)

http://www.etsy.com/listing/74552738/mini-todd-and-timmy-toast

 

[Fake Melo]

Shit happens to the best of us.

You think this idiot is best?

 

[The Pado]

I just received a shipment of Todd & Timmy are Toast. I'm starting to get really angry. I might strap on the old C4 vest and walk my ass into that mosque down by State University and push this motherfucking button I so goddamn angry at the fucking world gawwwww I miss Burke's brothers FUUUUUUUCK.

 

[Bjerknes]

Fuck all those who wanted Timmy dead. FUCK YOU TERRORISTS! You won, but you will not win again. Not on my watch.

 

[Bjerknes]

Earlier today, onlookers at Ground Zero found a note attached to the pike holding Todd Burke's head in remembrance. The note read as follows.

"While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
Let us swear allegiance to heads that flee,
Let us all be grateful for a land so fair,
As we raise our severed heads in the air.

God Bless the Terrorists,
Guys that I love.
Stand beside them, and guide them
Thru the panes of the windows above.
From the mountains, to the shanties,
To the oceans, white with phosphorous
God bless the Terrorists, My homies sweet homies.

God bless the Terrorists, My homies, sweet, homies."

I forgot about that shit.

 

[.zero]

I had a dream about Todd last night

We were playing ultimate frisbee at Logan airport and I was winning.

And then a plane full of terrorists and GOP candidates crashed into him killing everyone instantly.

I ended up having to settle for seattle's best instead of starbucks and cinnabon. All because of terrorism.