Proverbs (6 Viewers)

[Alfio_87]

Life is like a box of chocolates u neva know what ur gonna get inside!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[natedizzle89]

When Elephants fight its the grass that suffers- African Proverb

Fall down six, get up seven- Japanese Proverb

It's not the lukewarm who make history- Hitler

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans- Woody Allen

 

[alex74]

A man can't ride you unless your back is bent.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

[Chxta]

Na hu no man na im dey kpai am (Nigerian proverb which means It is the person that know's someone that can kill him.)

 

[Red]

Golfing sayings-

Golfers who know buy from their pro

Never up never in

Drive for show, putt for dough

 

[gray]

Golfers who know buy from their pro

What does this mean?

Drive for show, putt for dough

Haha, too true

 

[Red]

Just some shit saying that rhymes so it caugh on. Some scam by golf pros to get you're average player to spend money in their shop.

 

[Rhizoid]

“Anything worth doing is worth 100%”

The great Konosuke Matsushita

 

[Gill_juve]

who is that?

 

[JCK]

:google:

 

[Gill_juve]

jacques change your picture its ruining the idea of christmas for me

 

[JCK]

Well duuh, that's the point

 

[Gill_juve]

Well duuh, that's the point

it was a JOKE, you always go around with a chip on your shoulder

 

[JCK]

Yes I do, I also have one in my pocket.

 

[Rhizoid]

who is that?

Konosuke Matsushita is the founder of Panasonic.

:toast:

 

[Boudz]

More cushion for the pushin

 

[Slagathor]

"People aren't chocolates with creamy centres... You know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling." - Dr Cox

"I think death is like a game of dodge ball. There's a lot of chaos and screaming and you know, eventually you get your glasses snapped in half by the big kid who already has underarm hair. But then you wake up in the hot nurse's office and when she leans in to put that bandage on your nose you get a sense that something could actually happen if you just took a chance and buried your face in her knockers." - JD

"Nothing in this world that's worth having, comes easy." - Dr Kelso

 

[Menace]

"In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior." - Francis Bacon

 

[Elvin]

Here's a street proverb from Azerbaijan:

"Fikir adamı sikir"

Basically it says: "Too much thinking fucks you"

It rhymes in Azeri

 

[Elvin]

My all time favourite:

"Nobody dies virgin... life fucks everyone"