Pretty boy Beckham to Milan (12 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Meeeeeeeeeelan, Meeeeeeeeeeeeelan, we are so dumb.

 

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[Ahmed]

"LA Galaxy cancel friendly in Australia because they cannot confirm the participation of midfielder David Beckham."

NASN

 

[Bjerknes]

Is that an actual headline?

 

[Ahmed]

yea, read it on the ticker

 

[Bjerknes]

I hope David Beckham dies in a plane crash and LA Galaxy go out of business due to their stupidity.

 

[Ahmed]

:xfinger:

 

[.zero]

I hope David Beckham dies in a plane crash and LA Galaxy go out of business due to their stupidity.

wow dude

 

[Enron]

I'm going to get a Beckham Milan jersey and wear it for International Tool Day.

 

[.zero]

I'm going to get a Beckham Milan jersey and wear it for International Tool Day.

then what are you going to do with your c.ron jersey? thats what all the tools over here wear

 

[Bjerknes]

wow dude

Wow your mudder.

 

[Enron]

then what are you going to do with your c.ron jersey? thats what all the tools over here wear

I'm positive the Beckham Milan kit will surpass all toolishness considering it's only going to be relevant for a matter of months. Then C. Ron will be back on top. So I'll keep that on stand by.

 

[.zero]

Wow your mudder.

you sound like a philadelphile

I'm positive the Beckham Milan kit will surpass all toolishness considering it's only going to be relevant for a matter of months. Then C. Ron will be back on top. So I'll keep that on stand by.

i was gonna ask you if i could have it since you were going with the becks shirt. well i guess a playa can only dream

 

[Alen]

I assume Milan will pay Beckham's wages when he is with them?

If so, Meeeeeeelan will have to sell a lot of shirts to make a profit on him because he is supposedly on about £80,000 per week in LA.

He'll be there for 8 weeks only so they'll pay around 700k-750k eur.
We payed the same money to have Knezevic on loan for a year. And as you know Knezevic for a year is much worse than Knezevic for 8 weeks.
Plus, in 700 years Knezevic can not sell as many shirts as Beckham can do in 2 months.

 

[Bjerknes]

He'll be there for 8 weeks only so they'll pay around 700k-750k eur.
We payed the same money to have Knezevic on loan for a year. And as you know Knezevic for a year is much worse than Knezevic for 8 weeks.
Plus, in 700 years Knezevic can not sell as many shirts as Beckham can do in 2 months.

Nor can Knezevic die in as many hopeful premeditated plane crashes.

 

[.zero]

He'll be there for 8 weeks only so they'll pay around 700k-750k eur.
We payed the same money to have Knezevic on loan for a year. And as you know Knezevic for a year is much worse than Knezevic for 8 weeks.
Plus, in 700 years Knezevic can not sell as many shirts as Beckham can do in 2 months.

the gay community in milan will be looking forward for that kaka-becks shower cam to be installed

berlusconi will make a killing off the website streams

 

[Bjerknes]

the gay community in milan will be looking forward for that kaka-becks shower cam to be installed

berlusconi will make a killing off the website streams

It's like Father Thomas and the alter boy all over again.

 

[.zero]

It's like Father Thomas and the alter boy all over again.

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[Elvin]

He'll be there for 8 weeks only

Just 8 weeks huh? So what if Milan win Lo Scudetto let's say, will that count into Beckham's title list?

Even though it's a gayass move, a kid in me is pretty interested in seeing Figo vs Beckham (once best RMFs in the game, and best crossers of the ball), would bring back some memories in the Milan derby.

Obviously I want him to fail, and embarrass himself, LA Galaxy, and especially AC Casa-di-Retirement

 

[Firestarter]

Haha, I like that Elvin, Casa-di-Retirement

 

[Azzurri7]

Of course it doesn't. They aren't getting him to help them on the pitch. They are just prostituting themselves. They are only selling their name and image.
Milan = prostitutes.

Meeeeeeeeeelan, Meeeeeeeeeeeeelan, we are so dumb.

He'll be there for 8 weeks only so they'll pay around 700k-750k eur.
We payed the same money to have Knezevic on loan for a year. And as you know Knezevic for a year is much worse than Knezevic for 8 weeks.
Plus, in 700 years Knezevic can not sell as many shirts as Beckham can do in 2 months.