16. Aston Villa
17. West Brom
18. West Ham
Don't get all sensitive because I singled out your curry munching Brethren Bro. They are some of the most delusional toxic cunts on the planet when it comes to sports, especially the Indian PremFags - they're insufferable fuckwits. Naturally, we also have a large percentage of delusional biased camel jockeys as well, thanks in no small part to the presence of Salah in a Liverpool jersey. I can guarantee you those fake fans would defect overnight to La Liga and Real Madrid were he to don their colors in the not too distant future.
Zero chance. City and Liverpool are locked in for top 2. I think Tottenham, Chelsea and Arsenal could be top 4 if all their rumored signings come true.
Lampard is way too inexperienced and honestly other than Havertz I'm not impressed with their signings and potential targets. Werner is not that special, Ziyech is good but not a difference maker. Their defense is absolute shite.
He is also really handsome. God, can you imagine him entering into the locker room after you have just taken a shower. While u stand naked he comes and stares at you angrily because you made a wrong pass in the game, but thne he softens up and gives you a hug because you scored the winning goal.