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the "top6 mini league title":

[video=twitter;843528578000191491]https://twitter.com/Squawka/status/843528578000191491[/video]

adl or galliani would be proud of it :touched:

'pool absolutely need to find some consistency if they want to aim for the title. i can't see it happening, though.
Top six mini league champions, most successful tackles champions, most intercepted passes champions, they're basically champions in every irrelevant stats "competition" since 1990.

Never when it matters the most. 27 years and counting.

Scousers and Arsenal fans would be the only deluded bunch to take the piss on everyone based on this stats.

Now when Chelsea leads the pack by a country mile, goonettes still make fun Chelsea for not playing in Europe. Haha. They'd be ready to spout shite come May should Sanchez become top scorer saying something like "Maybe Chelsea have won the title, but they'll never have a player like Alexis Sanchez." Don't laugh but this sad bunch is more than capable of it.

Scousers would also take the piss on everyone should they finish the season with the most goals scored in the league. "Total football we're playing, we've beaten all the big clubs this season, been unlucky against the lesser sides but beware next season is going to be our season." Hahaha
 

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lgorTudor

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Jan 15, 2015
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Top six mini league champions, most successful tackles champions, most intercepted passes champions, they're basically champions in every irrelevant stats "competition" since 1990.

Never when it matters the most. 27 years and counting.

Scousers and Arsenal fans would be the only deluded bunch to take the piss on everyone based on this stats.

Now when Chelsea leads the pack by a country mile, goonettes still make fun Chelsea for not playing in Europe. Haha. They'd be ready to spout shite come May should Sanchez become top scorer saying something like "Maybe Chelsea have won the title, but they'll never have a player like Alexis Sanchez." Don't laugh but this sad bunch is more than capable of it.

Scousers would also take the piss on everyone should they finish the season with the most goals scored in the league. "Total football we're playing, we've beaten all the big clubs this season, been unlucky against the lesser sides but beware next season is going to be our season." Hahaha
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BayernFan

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Feb 17, 2016
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Sieg heil mein Führer

 

B3N

Floro Fckin' Flores
May 16, 2010
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Top six mini league champions, most successful tackles champions, most intercepted passes champions, they're basically champions in every irrelevant stats "competition" since 1990.

Never when it matters the most. 27 years and counting.

Scousers and Arsenal fans would be the only deluded bunch to take the piss on everyone based on this stats.

Now when Chelsea leads the pack by a country mile, goonettes still make fun Chelsea for not playing in Europe. Haha. They'd be ready to spout shite come May should Sanchez become top scorer saying something like "Maybe Chelsea have won the title, but they'll never have a player like Alexis Sanchez." Don't laugh but this sad bunch is more than capable of it.

Scousers would also take the piss on everyone should they finish the season with the most goals scored in the league. "Total football we're playing, we've beaten all the big clubs this season, been unlucky against the lesser sides but beware next season is going to be our season." Hahaha
Sounds like Milan and their stats scudetti each year.
 

PhRoZeN

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:wth: :lol2:

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Hull is one of the grimmest places he could have picked. He also arrived at the worst time of the year.
Now imagine if someday Grimsby make it to the Premier league. :D
 

Gep

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Jun 12, 2005
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I love Hitler, I don't know why I just think he's the most perfect human being in history. I have a folder of Hitler pictures hidden deep on my harddrive. It's hidden in a maze of folders underneath tens of thousands of smug anime faces and reaction gifs. It's approaching 189,000 images now and I browse through them everyday. When my parents are out I bring out a portrait of Hitler I have hidden underneath my bed and hang it on the wall as I bow down and sieg heil in it's direction. One day I accidently left my computer on and my father found my hidden Hitler folder. When I came home my parents were waiting for me and told me to sit down. My father brought out my laptop and said "son we need to talk" I immedietly bolted out the door realizing that my life was over. I decided to end my life the way I wanted to. I traveled into the city and found a Jewish synagogue, I grabbed a rusty pike near a fence and charged in stabbing the Jewish priests with it while singing Sieg Heil Viktoria. Once they were all killed I lit myself alight along with the synagogue as a I take out an image of Hitler I carried in my pocket. "Hitler is love" I say, "Hitler is life".
So what you're saying is. You survived the fire.
 

X Æ A-12

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Apparently David James suggested Hart should consider leaving Torino for Juventus because there is very little room for him in the EPL with so many good keepers around :howler:

EPL arrogance has reached a new low.
 

JuveJay

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Mar 6, 2007
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Apparently David James suggested Hart should consider leaving Torino for Juventus because there is very little room for him in the EPL with so many good keepers around :howler:

EPL arrogance has reached a new low.
He's a dumb fuck, more like sheer ignorance.

In some ways it's a compliment from him, that the Ingerland keeper would want to play for us.

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Well after watching Torino - Inter i would say he cant handle serie a crosses either
He's often been random on crosses, which is down to decision making when you are 6'5".
 

s4tch

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Mar 23, 2015
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[video=twitter;844239882339864576]https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/844239882339864576[/video]

this is the least classy tribute video i've ever seen. a footballer waves hands, makes selfies, smiles, jokes around, gets subbed in, but he didn't touch the ball at all.
 
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