Post Your Mediocre Achievements Here! (15 Viewers)

[gray]

I drank two litres of apple juice in 3 minutes

I repaired my TV's poor reception using aliminium foil and a soldering iron

I knew how to set the time recorder on my VCR before the rest of my family... I was 9

I beat the 4th graders at multiplication tables in year 3

I can type >100WPM without touch-typing

I was downloading game demos off the internet in 1995

 

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[BloodOnMoral]

I can drink 2 liters of Diet Coke in a half of hour.

I can watch football 3 days in a row if my favorite team is playing.

I can open the fridge door without slamming it.

I can stay here for a month in a row just with 2 hours of sleep/day

I can run 100 meters and not get tired :LOL:

I can walk 8 miles in a day.

More to come. Great thread IMO

 

[Martin]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
I can type >100WPM without touch-typing

Guess I can too, but touch typing sucks anyway, it's so lame! :doh: (btw noone in my family knows how to set the clock on the vcr, like that's so damn hard :doh: again)

Hm.. let's see what I can find..

I eat faster than most people.

I walk faster than most people but I also set a record for slow walking once.

I got a Casio watch for my 8th birthday with a lot of functions, more than most watches do. I explored every function within a couple of weeks, never even looked at the manual.

I can identify most European licence plates without looking at the country sign. I've been looking at licence plates since I was a kid and never stopped for some reason. What are all the middle aged Spanish tourists doing in Trondheim, there's nothing to see here.

 

[BloodOnMoral]

I walk faster than Alex.

I eat faster than Alex ( a plate full with french fries in 5 minutes straight)

 

[vitoria_Ally]

I'm not sure, if it is so cool, but I was addicted to two things on my life, one of them was Cola.
Not, I liked to drink, I was addicted.
2 litres Cola was not enough per day, 4 litres was better.

So someday I drunk 8 litres Cola in about 18 hours, like one day, without sleeping.
Impossible? Yeah right.

Dont try the same

 

[Dj Juve]

i threw food over a cross-over bridge, hit a car also spitted but that's not so great

ate live squid... :gag:

sneaked into a R rated movie by following a bunch of strangers when i was 8 or 9..the stupid thing was that i feel asleep there and the cinema staff found me...without my parents....:doh:

beat my cousin in running 200m(or sth like that, it was held behind his HUGE house) and he was 15 and i was 7, and no, he wasnt a fatarse

and i fried a goldfish once

more to come...have to go remember stuff

 

[Ian]

Mediocre achievements...okay, I've got some:

I once stayed awake for 361 hours straight.

I have an abnormal blood production system allowing me to donate blood more often than any other person on record at the Red Cross.

I quit smoking six times yesterday

I've read the Lord of the Rings 37 times. (just so you don't think me a nerd, most of those were before 1990...)

 

[BloodOnMoral]

You like LOTR ??? Why haven't you told me before ??? We should make a club

I'm posting atm on 10 different forums. On 3 of them I'm a moderator

I'm Internet addicted and I'm spending all my money on it.

I'm too lazy to even cook for myself, I prefer starving.

 

[Dj Juve]

++ [ originally posted by BloodOnMoral ] ++
You like LOTR ??? Why haven't you told me before ??? We should make a club

i think he didnt tell you for a few reasons, one of them u mentioned

 

[Dj Juve]

++ [ originally posted by Rickenbacker2 ] ++
I once stayed awake for 361 hours straight.

that explains the graunchiness

 

[JuveCampione]

++ [ originally posted by Rickenbacker2 ] ++

I once stayed awake for 361 hours straight.

hmm.. I don't believe it

 

[Dj Juve]

try talking to him...then you'll really believe

 

[Meow]

I read fast. Very fast.
I eat hot (temperature hot) food fast
I can sleep anywhere
I can sleep on buses and trains and always wake up just before my stop.
I always wake up before the alarm clocks goes
I have a good memory of other people's mistakes. I forgive but never forget.

 

[Dj Juve]

i can always wake up on time when i really really want to, like to watch a match at 4am..without alarm clocks

 

[Meow]

I actually have a alarm buzz phobia so I always wake up before the set time to switch it off.

 

[Ian]

++ [ originally posted by Edgar Davids ] ++
hmm.. I don't believe it

Don't believe it? Ever tried to sleep under fire?

 

[Martin]

That's insanely long, Ian. What was that like?

 

[Ian]

++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
That's insanely long, Ian. What was that like?

Well, it's strange... first, you get really tired, but that goes away after a couple days, then your in a waking trance, just doing things, but you're not in your right mind at all. Then your vision starts to go, and your other senses too. Then, after about 12 days awake, it all goes away and you feel like you don't need to sleep. It's a great feeling, pain, hunger, tiredness, it all goes away. The only problems that I encountered were mind bending migranes, and the shakes.

 

[flieeeekke]

++ [ originally posted by Rickenbacker2 ] ++


Don't believe it? Ever tried to sleep under fire?

was that a war or something? ouch..


my achievements.

my service sucks, therefore i don't get big tips.
i am mediocre person, everything i do is either mediocre or sucks. but i know about football more than 99% of people i know do. so i am proud of it.

also i spent 250$ on juve shirt once. and i don't regret it

once i threw up after having only 5 beers. beats me why, i wasn't even drunk.

i never smoked weed and i'm not planning to.

opposite to ian i don't try to quit smoking but i believed for year and a half i can quit anytime. now i don't. (i smoke for 2 years now)

i get pissed off about 20 times a day. i get into fight with my girlfriend maybe 10 times everyday even now when she's thousands of miles away. AND i still i think i love her and want to marry her.

 

[Dragon]

all my friends smoke and im the only one that has managed to never smoke