I nominate Max
Staff: "What's wrong?"
Chiellini: "Just my nose..."
Staff: "Give me your leg."
Chiellini: "What?"
Staff: "Just...give me...your..."
Chiellini: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Tomorrow's headline: Chiellini out for a month with ligament sprain
Chiellini: "Just my nose..."
Staff: "Give me your leg."
Chiellini: "What?"
Staff: "Just...give me...your..."
Chiellini: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Tomorrow's headline: Chiellini out for a month with ligament sprain
