Post of the Month March (1 Viewer)

chester

Too busy to bother
May 20, 2006
15,056
#25
Burke says this:

I just came all over my own face.
And the posty I nominate is Bozi's post:

"hello emergency services can i help?"
"somebody help me, my buddy just shot himself in the face"
"calm down is he badly hurt?do you need an ambulance?"
"no he seems fine, but there is a bloody mess everywhere"
"is he bleeding?"
"no"
"what kind of gun did he shoot himself with?"
"it was a 7-inch,pump-action burkenheimer"
"a sorry,what?i dont think i have ever heard of that"
"he was giving the barrel a good cleaning when it just went off,oh god my mom is gonna kill me there is a mess everywhere"
"does he need the assistance of an ambulance?"
"nah he just needs a kleenex and a change of shirt"
"i am sorry, what exactly can i do for you?"
"you could let me lay my fat belly on you and my mom"
"..........................."
"hello?hello......bitch hung up"
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4407&page=3375
 

Bisco

porn forum troll
Nov 21, 2005
14,244
#36
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1287690&postcount=1913

you insesnitive bastard, my mom is dead and my wife is a lesbian, bisco isnt gay, he is my manwhore. you see i have a stable of man-whored groomed and ready to go,you should know you have it on speed dial:heart:

as for bisco and nabil feeling me up?:shifty: em....em....evry holes a goal man

i dont need to tell you that, your dad battered it into you with all his late night visits to your bedroom
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,638
#37
:lol: nice one Chimp....get your ass back more often.

This Song is for Lilianna the Godess of Greece, Tzatziki and things from the wonderful land of Paris Latsis

Before I start, I should mention I have no previous song writing or vocal experience..I was driven only by my desire and lust for this little Koukla

Lilly my darling, you are my sunshine;
When we're together I feel fine.
Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean;
You make me feel that the whole world is mine.
Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly,
Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, L-I-L-L-Y ...
Why? Because you're

Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly,
(pause) Kelly, Lilly Lilly, Lilly, Lilly, Lilly,
Lilly of mine!
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20810
 

JuveAdam

Moggi santo..subito
Sep 12, 2006
1,072
#38
Gotta nominate Antonio1 for his defence of Juve & DD's recent performances;

I feel DD is taking to much criticism here. At the end of the day we are in an awkward position, fans, players and manager. These teams are horrible to play against and every victory is a scrappy one, but nevertheless 3 points. We had a nine point deficit and now we are top of the league, with del piero on a good season and playing as a better team than capello had us play. Ok so we are having our struggles, but guys cumon, this was always gonna happen. I think top of the league is little to complain about and our fans are putting unnecessary pressure on the manager. He is a good juventino, and has served the club well, so lets keep the hopes high and cheer them on, and the give the coach full support. Not many other managers would have accepted B and we should be thankful for DD, he has taken on this challenge and if you'd said to any of us when we were relegated in the summer, 'if by march you are top of the league' we would have been pleased. So until our league position changes, lets support the coach and the players as best we can to help do our bit to make Juve great again.
http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1288889#post1288889

Just a great post & absolutely true. Well put Tonino.:tup:
 

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