Post of the month: August - voting (1 Viewer)

[mikhail]

Sorry guys, this is really late. I haven't been online much this month - holidays, funerals, etc.

Only nine nominations this month! Poll open for 10 days, multiple voting allowed.

Bisco nominates Bozi's picture caption.

Alex-"so first you put the foot inside the boot,then you pull the leces tight"
Totti-"wait, so you tie the laces after they are on the foot??"
Alex-"yes otherwise you will not get them on the foot"
Totti-"ah,ok, then what?"
Alex-"then you put that one over there and under there, then pull it through"
Totti-"pull....over....under.....wait...i got it....no,its gone"
Alex-"think you better stick to those velcro ones"
Totti-"cassano is so lucky to have capello to do i for him"
Alex-"aye but he pays a heavy price for it when he gets his ring stretched"
Totti-"why does he get his ring stretched?wont it fall off his finger?"
Alex-"no,i mean...nevermind"

Byron nominates mikhail for having a go at Zlatan.

This just in: Juventus FC's third quarter profits given welcome boost by last-minute bidding in the E-Bay auction of club asset, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

"It was touch and go there," said one analyst, "but about eighty-five bids in the last forty seconds saw the price go from €12.99 to €22,601,493.27."

The winning bid, from Luciano Moggi, topped the previous bid by just €0.04. It was Moggi's first bid.

We asked Moggi what he intended to do with his new acquisition, Moggi mumbled something about a dungeon, and payback for making it obvious that Juventus had been cheating. "I mean, clearly we weren't beating teams fairly, with a streak of piss like that up front," he said, before we blinked, and he disappeared, leaving only a billowing net curtain on the window.

Sources close to Juventus have responded to news of the sale with a joyous, "Yahoo!"

Bozi nominates Byron's race relations.

I can confirm that

So u have the following:

1) Palestinian flag in your profile.
2) Have arabic writing in your sig.
3) You can fly an airbus 380.

Way to go Tahir. Wont be long till somebody contacts the homeland security.

Lilianna nominates Enron's soothsaying about Inter in the year 3000.

Inter will still brag about "winning" the 2005-2006 Scudetto because that is all they will have accomplished besides two controversial Coppa Italies in 2045 and 2051.

d.nico nominates ßömßärdîër in the month's shortest entry:

Thanks a lot, broseppi.

Jeeks nominates Pado's thematic putdown of ThePLaya:

fck coppa italia ,since when we give this competition any attention ?

we just need to be in serie A next season

Damn, next time I shit in the bucket I have to make sure to really put that top on tight . . . otherwise it leaks out and starts posting.

Vinny nominates Pado's swipe at Seven.

Allow me to help . . . clearing my throat . . .
Seven, your bouts of depression, identity crisis, and need to feel superior to the idiots can best be addressed by turning your life over to the lord, our saviour, Jesus Christ . . . and more specifically to the Holy Catholic Church. I have been praying for you and asking the lord to direct you to the Bishop of Antwerpen who can work with you on a daily basis and put you on the path to righteousness.
Have fun.

Bozi demonstrates that Pado owns this month's thread with a double nomination revealing the true identities of Pado and Bozi's double act [1] [2]:

Hi, I'm Bozi, but you can call me Rob. I live in Scotland and work in the Home for Old Fuckers. When the old fuckers aren't busy qualifying for the World Cup in England's group, they are here shitting in their pants. Well, somebody has to clean that stuff up.

Any way, I love Juventus but the team in my heart is Heart of Midlothian, Scotland's finest collection of drunken Scots and drunken Lithuanians. Fuck the Old Firm, Edinburg is where the real football is played.

Here is a pic of me kicking it on the beach in Shitsville.

Hello. I am Byrone from South Africa. At first I was afraid to post my pic because I didn't want a bunch of internet wankers tossing to my pic, but then I found out how many Inter fans liked to visit this site. So . . . I was persuaded by Bozi to give our Inter friends a thrill.

P.S. I get paid ungodly amounts of money to bomb martinis all day while chasing the hotties.

Vinny nominates yet another post from Pado.

Who do you have to fook in this place to get to eat Logan's maldini?

I'm not asking for me, mind you. Christ, she's just a child. I'm asking for Tifoso Lou.

 

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[JCK]

I had to go with the one I nominated

 

[Enron]

That was a good one.

 

[mikhail]

Wow, this one is really level - six of the nominations have two or three votes.

 

[Azzurri7]

I'll have to go here with Boz.

 

[king Ale]

''thematic putdown'' gets my vote

 

[Morra10]

can i nominate burke posting mariah carey's picture? or am i too late

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1124669#post1124669

 

[d.nico]

August is SingJuveSing's month for sure

 

[GRK]

My vote for Bozi

 

[mikhail]

Bozi in the lead, closely followed by Pado, who's hot on his own heels in joint third with me... remarkably tight this month.

 

[Bozi]

Bozi in the lead, closely followed by Pado, who's hot on his own heels in joint third with me... remarkably tight this month.

pado tight on his own ass? he will be delighted he has been trying that for years with little success, guess all those yoga classes really payed off eh?:eyebrows:

 

[mikhail]

pado tight on his own ass? he will be delighted he has been trying that for years with little success, guess all those yoga classes really payed off eh?:eyebrows:

Argh, stop it now, before the coming up on himself jokes kick in.

ARGH, too late!

 

[Bozi]

Argh, stop it now, before the coming up on himself jokes kick in.

ARGH, too late!

well dont arm me with such easy ammunition

 

[Enron]

Holy shit! Even I managed 4 votes. Though one of them was my mother.

 

[Snoop]

Bozi takes my vote here

 

[Bozi]

Bozi takes my vote here

cheers snoopint:

 

[flieeeekke]

robs post (hilarious stuff mate) and nos 1 and 3 from pado (likewise)

int:

 

[CORVETTE]

I like Bozi's one .. My vote goes to Bozi ..

 

[Bozi]

thank you guys i think i need to thank voter apathy(poor voter turn out) and the fact that pado had so many nomations to choose from otherwise i think he wouls/should have won.

 

[mikhail]

Congrats Bozi.