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Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
How about we sell Dybala for profit. And keep Higuain who is better than Lukaku, scores more goals, played with Sarri, played in Serie A. Negotiate salary with him and extend his contract (to avoid loss). Plusvalenza for Cancelo and Dybala is enough for this summer.
So we’re going to sell both Dybala and Kean this summer and bring in no forwards at all? Sounds like a great plan. :baus:

Forward line of 35 year old Ronaldo, 33 year old Mario Mandzukic, and 32 year old Higuain come CL knockouts. Such energy, such youth. :weee:
 

Hust

Senior Member
Hustini
May 29, 2005
93,703
And because Hemingway is experiencing a difficult moment you want to replace him with E.L James?

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Ronaldo is more of a Hemingway.

Dybala maybe can read Hemingway and write a one page book report on it.
 

Juventino[RUS]

Senior Member
Mar 9, 2006
29,039
Lol RUS would think it’s okay to do that
Everyone does it, should I remind you about the Panama papers and that everyone get away with it?
Also city were caught and nothing happened to them
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/footbal...ly-paid-roberto-mancini175m-offshore-account/

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This is how this business works for the ages
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2011/jan/16/premier-league-footballers-tax-avoidance

https://www.forbes.com/sites/bobbym...may-become-manchester-citys-next-big-problem/
 

bobeAle

Junior Member
Aug 11, 2014
119
The flat tax for outside income, so basically you create firm somewhere on Cyprus and pay Ronaldo's salary from that firm, easy breezy
The way the new tax regime works is that Italian-sourced income is taxed at the regular rate of 43 percent. But any outside earnings are only subject to a flat tax of 100,000 euros or about $117,000. That is not chump change, but if you earn $47 million a year in endorsements around the world, as Ronaldo is said to do, it beats paying tens of millions in tax in Italy.
This is not a Slavic club :D Works something like that here in Balkans for sure :))

Perhaps they try to hide some kind of bonus, but in no way wages
 

Clamarc

Senior Member
Sep 26, 2018
1,982
Management trying so hard to push him out. Dybala came back early so he can speak with Sarri but instead he's not allowed to do medical and training. Shame
 

Espectro

The Grimreaper
Jul 12, 2002
14,565
Management meeting discussing Dybala:

Agnelli: Ok dudes, we got De Ligt now its time to sell some players... How are we on Higuain and Madzu...

Paratici: Ok, so now that we sold Kean without opton to buy (Im sooo goood on this)... this is my idea... here me out...we get rid of... DYBALA.

Nedved: Wait... but Sarri likes Dybala...

Paratici: I know...

Nedved: But... but... he hasn't even arrive to train yet...

Paratici: I know...

Nedved: But... shouldnt be first get rid of Madzu and Hguain?

Paratici: Naaaaa... ok, just let me tell you my plan... you will love it!!!

Nedved and Agnelli: Ammm ok

Paratici: We go to Man U and ask them if they want to trade Lukaku for Dybala!

Nedved: Yeah we discuss this, just to piss off Inter right?

Paratici: No, no, no, that is whats so great... we are gonna do it!!!

Nedved: Trade Dybala for Lukaku and money??

Paratici: Who said anything about money???? we trade them directly!!

Nedved: Wait... you do realize that Dybala worth more than Lukaku?? like 20 million more

Paratici: I know... I cant wait to see Marota´s face hahahaha

Agnelli: Ok... I dont know why... but I love it... lets start things now!

Nedved: But should we wait at least Dybala´s returning home and that Sarri speaks with him?

Paratici: hahahahahaha speak to Sarri? why??

Nedved: I dont know... common sence??

Agnelli: Oh Nedved... you worry too much (he get his phone and calls Sarri)

Agnelli: Yeah Sarri? Listen I need you to tell Dybala that we dont need him and that he should say yes to Man U trade... yeah... we are getting Lukaku...

Sarri: Yes Master

Agnelli: There... seee Nedy, wasnt a big deal...

Nedved: So... how much are we paying Lukaku

Paratici: Dont worry, I got this... 9 million per season

Nedved: WHAT??????

Paratici: I knowwww dude!! great right!!!!

Nedved: So... let me see if I get this... we are trading a player that our manager praised IN PUBLIC, directly... for a player that worths less... older... who doesnt fit the system that our manager use.. no money involve... and he will earn more than Dybala???

Paratici: Duuuuuude!! Cool isnt?

Agnelli: Brooooooo sick!! and if anybody ask we said its becouse... PLUSVALEZA!!!

Nedved: WHAT THE FUCK IS PLUSVALENZA!!!??

Paratici and Agnelli: Nobody knows!!!! hahahahahahaha

Nedved: Why I didnt accept Mourinho's offer!!!!??? :wallbang:
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
36,185
Management meeting discussing Dybala:

Agnelli: Ok dudes, we got De Ligt now its time to sell some players... How are we on Higuain and Madzu...

Paratici: Ok, so now that we sold Kean without opton to buy (Im sooo goood on this)... this is my idea... here me out...we get rid of... DYBALA.

Nedved: Wait... but Sarri likes Dybala...

Paratici: I know...

Nedved: But... but... he hasn't even arrive to train yet...

Paratici: I know...

Nedved: But... shouldnt be first get rid of Madzu and Hguain?

Paratici: Naaaaa... ok, just let me tell you my plan... you will love it!!!

Nedved and Agnelli: Ammm ok

Paratici: We go to Man U and ask them if they want to trade Lukaku for Dybala!

Nedved: Yeah we discuss this, just to piss off Inter right?

Paratici: No, no, no, that is whats so great... we are gonna do it!!!

Nedved: Trade Dybala for Lukaku and money??

Paratici: Who said anything about money???? we trade them directly!!

Nedved: Wait... you do realize that Dybala worth more than Lukaku?? like 20 million more

Paratici: I know... I cant wait to see Marota´s face hahahaha

Agnelli: Ok... I dont know why... but I love it... lets start things now!

Nedved: But should we wait at least Dybala´s returning home and that Sarri speaks with him?

Paratici: hahahahahaha speak to Sarri? why??

Nedved: I dont know... common sence??

Agnelli: Oh Nedved... you worry too much (he get his phone and calls Sarri)

Agnelli: Yeah Sarri? Listen I need you to tell Dybala that we dont need him and that he should say yes to Man U trade... yeah... we are getting Lukaku...

Sarri: Yes Master

Agnelli: There... seee Nedy, wasnt a big deal...

Nedved: So... how much are we paying Lukaku

Paratici: Dont worry, I got this... 9 million per season

Nedved: WHAT??????

Paratici: I knowwww dude!! great right!!!!

Nedved: So... let me see if I get this... we are trading a player that our manager praised IN PUBLIC, directly... for a player that worths less... older... who doesnt fit the system that our manager use.. no money involve... and he will earn more than Dybala???

Paratici: Duuuuuude!! Cool isnt?

Agnelli: Brooooooo sick!! and if anybody ask we said its becouse... PLUSVALEZA!!!

Nedved: WHAT THE FUCK IS PLUSVALENZA!!!??

Paratici and Agnelli: Nobody knows!!!! hahahahahahaha

Nedved: Why I didnt accept Mourinho's offer!!!!??? :wallbang:
ahh yes another poster who thinks he knows more than the managment that turned juve from a serie b laughing stock to an european powehouse with 2 cl finals, and 8 titles ina row with our own stadium, netlifx and social media exposure, and biggest star to ever play football.

but clearly you know how to manage juve better. tell us more
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
I definitely agree. I wasn’t advocating buying Lukaku. More so saying how stupid it would be to sell more versatile young forwards Dybala and Kean and bring a 32 year old Higgy back into the fold after his terrible season and being discarded by both Milan and Chelsea, without buying another young top attacking player.

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ahh yes another poster who thinks he knows more than the managment that turned juve from a serie b laughing stock to an european powehouse with 2 cl finals, and 8 titles ina row with our own stadium, netlifx and social media exposure, and biggest star to ever play football.

but clearly you know how to manage juve better. tell us more
:tup:

I think people are frustrated that one of our best players of the 3 years prior to this season is being sold for a terribly limited and clumsy oaf of a striker in Lukaku. Understandably so imo. Even more so considering we sold the best youth prospect from our academy since Marchisio as well, after he scored 7 goals in 600 minutes as a 19 year old for us.

Obviously the management has been brilliant for the club, but that doesn’t make this potential move any less disheartening.
 

B3N

Floro Fckin' Flores
May 16, 2010
6,624
This is not even plusvalenza whatever gain on his sale we spending it right back on lukaku, don't we?

This is a typical getting rid case.
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
31,789
I would be cool with this if we were actually getting better after this deal.

But we are not. We're simply not.

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This young man played every position on the front line and as an attacking midfielder, and was moved out of position again to accommodate Ronaldo this year. Never complained about it. Never had an off field incident, never asked to be sold, gladly accepted and felt truly honored to receive the # 10 shirt. His only issues were with issues that 95% of players have issues with, and that is being substituted. An excellent player and a good kid who loves it here.

And this is what this club is doing to him. I am so fucking upset, I feel like crying.

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He was going to be our future CAPTAIN. What the fuck.
 
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