Management meeting discussing Dybala:
Agnelli: Ok dudes, we got De Ligt now its time to sell some players... How are we on Higuain and Madzu...
Paratici: Ok, so now that we sold Kean without opton to buy (Im sooo goood on this)... this is my idea... here me out...we get rid of... DYBALA.
Nedved: Wait... but Sarri likes Dybala...
Paratici: I know...
Nedved: But... but... he hasn't even arrive to train yet...
Paratici: I know...
Nedved: But... shouldnt be first get rid of Madzu and Hguain?
Paratici: Naaaaa... ok, just let me tell you my plan... you will love it!!!
Nedved and Agnelli: Ammm ok
Paratici: We go to Man U and ask them if they want to trade Lukaku for Dybala!
Nedved: Yeah we discuss this, just to piss off Inter right?
Paratici: No, no, no, that is whats so great... we are gonna do it!!!
Nedved: Trade Dybala for Lukaku and money??
Paratici: Who said anything about money???? we trade them directly!!
Nedved: Wait... you do realize that Dybala worth more than Lukaku?? like 20 million more
Paratici: I know... I cant wait to see Marota´s face hahahaha
Agnelli: Ok... I dont know why... but I love it... lets start things now!
Nedved: But should we wait at least Dybala´s returning home and that Sarri speaks with him?
Paratici: hahahahahaha speak to Sarri? why??
Nedved: I dont know... common sence??
Agnelli: Oh Nedved... you worry too much (he get his phone and calls Sarri)
Agnelli: Yeah Sarri? Listen I need you to tell Dybala that we dont need him and that he should say yes to Man U trade... yeah... we are getting Lukaku...
Sarri: Yes Master
Agnelli: There... seee Nedy, wasnt a big deal...
Nedved: So... how much are we paying Lukaku
Paratici: Dont worry, I got this... 9 million per season
Nedved: WHAT??????
Paratici: I knowwww dude!! great right!!!!
Nedved: So... let me see if I get this... we are trading a player that our manager praised IN PUBLIC, directly... for a player that worths less... older... who doesnt fit the system that our manager use.. no money involve... and he will earn more than Dybala???
Paratici: Duuuuuude!! Cool isnt?
Agnelli: Brooooooo sick!! and if anybody ask we said its becouse... PLUSVALEZA!!!
Nedved: WHAT THE FUCK IS PLUSVALENZA!!!??
Paratici and Agnelli: Nobody knows!!!! hahahahahahaha
Nedved: Why I didnt accept Mourinho's offer!!!!???