Paulo Dybala (177 Viewers)

Legend or Rookie? ***non-official poll***


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Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
Nah, he's got that treacherous look in his eyes. If it isn't this year, he'll leave one season later, he'll pull a Pogpute.
Yes. He wants to make us love him more before he turns traitor. So he will stay and help us win CL trophy for Gigi, and then Gigi will retire, and Paulo will give many interviews saying he wants to spend the rest of his career here and be the next Del Piero and Gigi, and win many trophies...

Then, out of the blue he will fire his agent, hire Raiola and force his way out on the last day of summer mercato and convince Rugani and Sandro and Gonzalo to do the same. And we will get relegated to Serie B the year after winning treble.
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,249
Yes. He wants to make us love him more before he turns traitor. So he will stay and help us win CL trophy for Gigi, and then Gigi will retire, and Paulo will give many interviews saying he wants to spend the rest of his career here and be the next Del Piero and Gigi, and win many trophies...

Then, out of the blue he will fire his agent, hire Raiola and force his way out on the last day of summer mercato and convince Rugani and Sandro and Gonzalo to do the same. And we will get relegated to Serie B the year after winning treble.
This scenario seems to real it's scary, I hope Sandro stays and becomes what Zamhotta was supposed to be.
 

Juvellino

Senior Member
Mar 19, 2015
7,139
So the retards over at Red Cafe :ratcafe: are thinking that they have a chance of signing Griezmann AND Dybala this summer ::lol3::

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/paulo-dybala-performances.411694/page-5

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There's also some dumb fuck Juve fan from Italy in there who thinks we will sell him soon and use Pjaca as his replacement :sergio: :lol:

"last defender trying to get his arms around Higuains waist to pull him down quickly realised how long his hands have to be to accomplish that feat"

::lol3::

Dybala came out and said that Juve was a bigger and better team "Just look at where they are and where we are"
Clearly he doesn't understand the importance and popularity of Manchester United. Just like Di Maria didn't.

:ratcafe:
 

zizinho

Senior Member
Apr 14, 2013
51,816
I can just totally see him being Ronaldo's replacement or playing alongside Messi.
Why Ronaldos replacement? He wont leave Madrid for another 4-5 years imo, he recently signed a new contract in fact. If he goes to Madrid in the next 2-3 years it will be Ronaldo-Dybala-Bale I think.

I can see Messi leaving Barcelona before Ronaldo leaves Madrid
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,526
Why Ronaldos replacement? He wont leave Madrid for another 4-5 years imo, he recently signed a new contract in fact. If he goes to Madrid in the next 2-3 years it will be Ronaldo-Dybala-Bale I think.

I can see Messi leaving Barcelona before Ronaldo leaves Madrid
Idk, I just see Ronaldo having like two more years with Real before he goes to the MLS.

Messi, I see him staying with Barca for a lot longer, especially in a mid field role once he can't keep up.
 

JuveJay

Senior Signor
Moderator
Mar 6, 2007
74,904
"last defender trying to get his arms around Higuains waist to pull him down quickly realised how long his hands have to be to accomplish that feat"

::lol3::

Dybala came out and said that Juve was a bigger and better team "Just look at where they are and where we are"
Clearly he doesn't understand the importance and popularity of Manchester United. Just like Di Maria didn't.

:ratcafe:
Di Maria doesn't understand the importance of playing a team last famous in the 70s, the scrub was too busy giving Barcelona a slap.
 

zizinho

Senior Member
Apr 14, 2013
51,816
Idk, I just see Ronaldo having like two more years with Real before he goes to the MLS.

Messi, I see him staying with Barca for a lot longer, especially in a mid field role once he can't keep up.
I just dont see the point in Ronaldo extending his contract from the one running until 2018 to the current one running until 2021. If he had plans to leave anytime soon then why extend for so long. I dont think he himself plans to leave, now its a question if Real will want to keep him for so long. Messi has a contract until 2018, thats another 16 months, so they running out of time if they want to keep him
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,526
I just dont see the point in Ronaldo extending his contract from the one running until 2018 to the current one running until 2021. If he had plans to leave anytime soon then why extend for so long. I dont think he himself plans to leave, now its a question if Real will want to keep him for so long. Messi has a contract until 2018, thats another 16 months, so they running out of time if they want to keep him
That's a good point, I didn't know about the extension. But it does give them the ability to get paid insane money if a team wanted him.

I'm confident Messi will renew, he's just too Barca at this point.
 

zizinho

Senior Member
Apr 14, 2013
51,816
That's a good point, I didn't know about the extension. But it does give them the ability to get paid insane money if a team wanted him.

I'm confident Messi will renew, he's just too Barca at this point.
Im secretly hoping Messi will fuck off to Argentina and play for Boca or his hometown team Rosario but yeah, he will probably extend his Barca contract soon. On the other hand hes a freebie in a year so.....

:beppe:
 

DAiDEViL

Senior Member
Feb 21, 2015
64,607
"last defender trying to get his arms around Higuains waist to pull him down quickly realised how long his hands have to be to accomplish that feat"

:ratcafe:
"last defender trying to get his arms around Ibras nose to pull him down quickly realised how long his hands have to be to accomplish that feat"

I wanted to go with a Rooney diss, but then i asked myself, why would a defender want to pull him down? He's finished anyway. Just let him be.

:baus:
 

lgorTudor

Senior Member
Jan 15, 2015
32,951
Fuck those ratcafe cunts. They're talking about how he will be the most expensive transfer in the world, talking like he's already a former Juve player.
Beppe did lay all the foundations for talk like that. There is no indicator that provided a big offer comes in he won't sell. A little sampdoria man is still alive in the Great Man
 

Gep

The Guv'nor
Jun 12, 2005
16,493
Can't believe people actually putting him in the same Messi-Ronaldo bracket. He's a top player. That's about as far as he'll go I'm afraid.

Feel free to dig out this post in the future when I'm in my 40's.
 

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