Beppe: Hmmm.. I better get that new forward soon or Agnelli won't buy me a new eye like he said he would...
Dybala: Ooooo pick me! Pick me!
Beppe: I spy with my little eye, a forward beginning with D..
Dybala: Dybala!!!
Zamparini: Shhh kid! I don't want to negotiate with that cheap fool again! Last time he tried to offer me 6 carrots and a bicycle for Abel Hernandez.
Beppe: Hehehe he doesn't know I can hear him!
Zamparini: Shut the fuck up Beppe!
Beppe: ok...
Dybala: You are an asshole man! I want to go to Juve!
Zamparini: I told you no, get the fuck out!
Dybala: But look at all those brioche and whores you could buy!
Zamparini: Don't tempt me fucker! I will spank you!
Dybala: *Cries*
Zamparini: Oh he's crying... fuck me. I will sell this pussy then.
Zamparini: Press conference - Yes yes Dybala is for sale, please no low ballers COUGHBEPPE!
Beppe: Hello?
Zamparini: Hello.. Who the fuck is this? Pee Wee Herman?
Beppe: .....
Zamparini: Fine! 30 Million or nothing!
Beppe: Hmmm...
Zamparini: You have 3 seconds to agree.. 3.. 2..
Zamparini: 1!.. Ding ding 35 million now fucker!
Beppe: Get the fuck out of here!
Zamparini: Hahahahaha now Agnelli won't buy you that new eye! DEEEZ NUUTS!
Beppe: Time to call in the 'help'
Hitman: Yo Beppe what up dawg.. Hey fuck you tryna' get me to kill some nigga on a co-own again?
Beppe: No no I swear! Full fee! Kill that fucker Zamparini!
Zamparini: Well done Beppe, you win this round.
Dybala: Call me baby!
Beppe: Hey baby! I want you in my squad! How does 500e a month + a chocolate bar sound?
Beppe: What.. 'no'? What.. I can't hear you over all these hookers and champagne you are missing out on!
Dybala's GF: Paulo who is that? Who are you talking to?? Is that.. Pee Wee Herman?
Beppe: Hey baby! How about a threesome hehehehe...
Dybala: I could get used to this...
Dybala: Ok Beppe you have a deal!
Dybala's GF: Beppe was so good baby you done a good thing...
Squad: If Beppe gets in we want in... Brazzer time!