Paulo Dybala - ST - Palermo (53 Viewers)

[Hust]

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[zizinho]

The only person who should be allowed to open his player thread is the one who talked about him for three years, and that is @Badass Vidal

 

[juventino320]

 

[Mark]

@Hustini Silent cinema edition @Aush @Fr3sh @Mark @Ocelot @Lion @Klin @badass_devil @Bianconero_Aus

Spoiler

:applause:

 

[Firestarter]

http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/association=ita/news/newsid=2243658.html

 

[lgorTudor]

http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/association=ita/news/newsid=2243658.html

Born in Laguna Larga, Argentina, the striker started his career at home-town club Instituto AC Córdoba. At 15, he lost his father and began to sleep in their facilities, earning the nickname 'el pibe de la pensión' – the boy of the guesthouse.

:frown2:

 

[Rollie]

@Hustini Silent cinema edition @Aush @Fr3sh @Mark @Ocelot @Lion @Klin @badass_devil @Bianconero_Aus

Great work, Osman. Loved the exchange, and the resolution!

All's well that ends well. Looking forward to reading the terms of the bonuses, and seeing this official on juventus.com.

 

[Salvo]

:frown2:

Oh wow..Very sad.




So what is the final price?

 

[Post Ironic]

@Hustini Silent cinema edition @Aush @Fr3sh @Mark @Ocelot @Lion @Klin @badass_devil @Bianconero_Aus

Spoiler

 

[ZoSo]

Spoiler

@Hustini Silent cinema edition @Aush @Fr3sh @Mark @Ocelot @Lion @Klin @badass_devil @Bianconero_Aus

Spoiler

Beppe: Hmmm.. I better get that new forward soon or Agnelli won't buy me a new eye like he said he would...

Dybala: Ooooo pick me! Pick me!

Beppe: I spy with my little eye, a forward beginning with D..

Dybala: Dybala!!!

Zamparini: Shhh kid! I don't want to negotiate with that cheap fool again! Last time he tried to offer me 6 carrots and a bicycle for Abel Hernandez.

Beppe: Hehehe he doesn't know I can hear him!

Zamparini: Shut the fuck up Beppe!

Beppe: ok...

Dybala: You are an asshole man! I want to go to Juve!

Zamparini: I told you no, get the fuck out!

Dybala: But look at all those brioche and whores you could buy!

Zamparini: Don't tempt me fucker! I will spank you!

Dybala: *Cries*

Zamparini: Oh he's crying... fuck me. I will sell this pussy then.

Zamparini: Press conference - Yes yes Dybala is for sale, please no low ballers COUGHBEPPE!

Beppe: Hello?

Zamparini: Hello.. Who the fuck is this? Pee Wee Herman?

Beppe: .....

Zamparini: Fine! 30 Million or nothing!

Beppe: Hmmm...

Zamparini: You have 3 seconds to agree.. 3.. 2..

Zamparini: 1!.. Ding ding 35 million now fucker!

Beppe: Get the fuck out of here!

Zamparini: Hahahahaha now Agnelli won't buy you that new eye! DEEEZ NUUTS!

Beppe: Time to call in the 'help'

Hitman: Yo Beppe what up dawg.. Hey fuck you tryna' get me to kill some nigga on a co-own again?

Beppe: No no I swear! Full fee! Kill that fucker Zamparini!

Zamparini: Well done Beppe, you win this round.

Dybala: Call me baby!

Beppe: Hey baby! I want you in my squad! How does 500e a month + a chocolate bar sound?

Beppe: What.. 'no'? What.. I can't hear you over all these hookers and champagne you are missing out on!

Dybala's GF: Paulo who is that? Who are you talking to?? Is that.. Pee Wee Herman?

Beppe: Hey baby! How about a threesome hehehehe...

Dybala: I could get used to this...

Dybala: Ok Beppe you have a deal!

Dybala's GF: Beppe was so good baby you done a good thing...

Squad: If Beppe gets in we want in... Brazzer time!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

:frown2:

Sounds like he has a lot of strength to make it to the top level of football after that

 

[Fr3sh]

@Hustini Silent cinema edition @Aush @Fr3sh @Mark @Ocelot @Lion @Klin @badass_devil @Bianconero_Aus

 

[Lion]

the thing that gets me is that for the money we are spending on ebola, we could get james rodriguez

 

[Post Ironic]

the thing that gets me is that for the money we are spending on ebola, we could get james rodriguez

Oh you feisty little Canadian Tire troll.

 

[X Æ A-12]

the thing that gets me is that for the money we are spending on ebola, we could get james rodriguez

 

[Lion]

you dont think we can get him for 40m? i think real will be doing some resuffling. jmes looks like a victim

 

[Post Ironic]

Loin! Stop minus repping me you cretinous Canadian Tire cashier!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[X Æ A-12]

you dont think we can get him for 40m? i think real will be doing some resuffling. jmes looks like a victim

doubt they're going to dump him, after just one season, for anything we could afford.

Anyway if theyre ditching someone it should be Bale or might (hopefully:xfinger be Isco.

 

[Lion]

Loin! Stop minus repping me you cretinous Canadian Tire cashier!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my bad brah. i meant to -rep u

 

[juventino320]