Paolo De Ceglie (9 Viewers)
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Player of the month some years ago
A player who rivals Amauri for the unwanted title of 'worst player I have ever seen in a particular position at Juve'. De ceglie has never shown anything whatsoever other than a complete lack of positional awareness, zero defensive talent, a footballing brain on par with a badger with down syndrome...and yes, the ability to chuck in 1-3 good crosses per game.
He should have been released/sold/executed a long time ago, but remains a blemish on an otherwise excellent squad.
Amauri actually scores higher to me, for at least in one stage of his career, he has been a good player. De ceglie simply has not managed this...yet. Maybe as a left winger, he could be useful as a sub for a mid to lower table serie B team, but never has he been, never will he be, top half serie A or juve material.
Still...with the high amount of pseudo homosexual adoration he receives on this forum alone, I am sure he could have a very successful career in gay porn, perhaps he could start a business 'X-fapboys of Juve'???
He should have been released/sold/executed a long time ago, but remains a blemish on an otherwise excellent squad.
Amauri actually scores higher to me, for at least in one stage of his career, he has been a good player. De ceglie simply has not managed this...yet. Maybe as a left winger, he could be useful as a sub for a mid to lower table serie B team, but never has he been, never will he be, top half serie A or juve material.
Still...with the high amount of pseudo homosexual adoration he receives on this forum alone, I am sure he could have a very successful career in gay porn, perhaps he could start a business 'X-fapboys of Juve'???
Third time this season that his defensive blunder or poor positioning costs us the goal. First time it was against Genoa when he got overrun by the opponent (away match in Serie A) and the second when he tried to pass the ball to our midfielders but ended up kicking it straight into opponents legs (don't remember who we played).
For a club like Juventus that is just too match.
For a club like Juventus that is just too match.
There were periods, brief as they were, when Motta looked half competent. Also...he had shown previously, in longer spells, that he was capable of defending for club and country. He was a thuggish, sluggish white Zebina, but both those RBs could at least be seen as RBs, as in they knew where to position themselves (loosely). De ceglie's idea of LB is LW, his idea of LWB is SS, his idea of Covering is Ball Watching, his idea of Blac is basically always white, never even grey. he was brilliant in the Omen series as a kid, but has proven woeful beyond belief at Juventus, and often cost us dearly. Molinaro was world class when compared to our beloved by far too many for my liking Paolino...he is that horse who has fallen too many times, the greyhound who attacked the other dogs instead of the rabbit. Just, for fuck sake, someone put him out of our misery.