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Vinman

Vinman

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#43
Jul 16, 2002
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Burkie,

congrats man !!!

you are one funny motherfvcker !!!! :D

keep up the entertainment, and do your best to stay outta trouble, be it on the streets, or in here


DA !!!!!!!!!
 
swag

swag

L'autista
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#44
Sep 23, 2003
84,782
#44
Congrats, Burke! :party:

Your posts are a refreshing blast of some kinda air around here... I just won't say what. ;)

Whatever it is, keep 'em coming. Your posts often make me wish I wasn't sober, and that can't be a bad thing. :D
 
GordoDeCentral

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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#48
Apr 14, 2005
70,837
#48
ok let's jump start this bia


GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.


:LOL: Slaby got his dick glued to his stomach, another reason not to mix foo and sex...
 
Chxta

Chxta

Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe
#49
Nov 1, 2004
12,088
#49
Wow!

I didn't notice this 'ere thread up until now. Congrats o worthless young'un, and keep em posts coming in!

MOD EDIT: sorry, Cheta, but I am going to have to keep these images for myself. ;) -- swag
 
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ßöмßäяðîëя

ßöмßäяðîëя

The Krazyman
Thread Starter #50
Apr 12, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by Altair ] ++
    ok let's jump start this bia


    GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

    His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

    Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

    Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

    O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

    "This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.


    :LOL: Slaby got his dick glued to his stomach, another reason not to mix foo and sex...
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    I heard this this morning on the radio, it is really ****ed up, CHXTA< YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!
     
    Zé Tahir

    Zé Tahir

    JhoolayLaaaal!
    Moderator
    #55
    Dec 10, 2004
    29,281
    #55
    ++ [ originally posted by Altair ] ++
    ok let's jump start this bia


    GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

    His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

    Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

    Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

    O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

    "This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.


    :LOL: Slaby got his dick glued to his stomach, another reason not to mix foo and sex...
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    :rofl:

    only in america
     
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