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Zlatan

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Jun 9, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Nicole ] ++
Your such a romantic Zlatan, doesnt a girl at least get to go to the movies or something first? :D
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Well, I'm not a big romantic but I'm not completely unromantic either. It's just that I've been burnt on the friendship fire so many times I know perfectly well what I'm talking about.


++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
lol how true.

You can easily abuse this situation and get her into bed. Not a nice thing to say but it is true (not saying I do this btw :angel:) but she will be emotionally shaken and you know how it is :D
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Exactly,

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
Can you help me with my problem Zlatan?
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Depends what it is. Let's hear it.





@Besmir: Actually, do this: Kiss her, then say you're sorry, that you know she's going through a tough time and that she's emotionally unstable, but thath se was just so beautiful you simply couldnt resist.


If that doesnt work you can bend me over and fuck me from behind :D
 
Dan

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:LOL:

Anyway, here goes.

Remember the MILF 20 year old? well, the other night i was sitting in bed reading a book and my mobile rings. I pick it up and to my surprise, it was her after 3 months of no contact! We talk a little bit, and eventually I find out that she no longer lives in colonge, but she has a job in the outskirt mountainous area (Eifels) near colonge, working in a disco. Anyway, apparantly she thought that I didnt like her back, since I didnt call her. She also wants me to go see her there.. and she gave very strong hints that she is into me, which does seem a bit weird, given. She said she thinks my english/german accent is sexy, and she desperatly wants to see me again.

To be honest, I was sort of relieved when we lost contact because I had lied to her previously about myself being 18 when I was drunk, so it was a relief that I didnt have to go on lying.

Then again, my sucess with woman is very minimal, and im wondering if this chance is too good to waste. Should I actually go alone to meet her in a place I have never been before? Should I actually blow the chance to make something happen with not only a 20 year old, but a ****ing gorgeous one.

Help.
 

Zlatan

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Jun 9, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
:LOL:

Anyway, here goes.

Remember the MILF 20 year old? well, the other night i was sitting in bed reading a book and my mobile rings. I pick it up and to my surprise, it was her after 3 months of no contact! We talk a little bit, and eventually I find out that she no longer lives in colonge, but she has a job in the outskirt mountainous area (Eifels) near colonge, working in a disco. Anyway, apparantly she thought that I didnt like her back, since I didnt call her. She also wants me to go see her there.. and she gave very strong hints that she is into me, which does seem a bit weird, given. She said she thinks my english/german accent is sexy, and she desperatly wants to see me again.

To be honest, I was sort of relieved when we lost contact because I had lied to her previously about myself being 18 when I was drunk, so it was a relief that I didnt have to go on lying.

Then again, my sucess with woman is very minimal, and im wondering if this chance is too good to waste. Should I actually go alone to meet her in a place I have never been before? Should I actually blow the chance to make something happen with not only a 20 year old, but a ****ing gorgeous one.

Help.
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Let me tell you one of the greatest and truest quotes I have ever heard, it's by Wayne Gretzky. He said: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take".

Think about it. What do you have to lose? Say you go there and nothing happens. You make a fool out of yourself. So what? You wont see or hear from her again, in which case it will be the same as during the past 34 months. That's the worst that can happen, and in that case you wouldnt have lost anything. Absolutely anything.

But, on the other hand, you have a lot of gain. Think about it. The potential profit is huge and the risk is minimum.

Only one thing: Do NOT, under any circumstances, admit you're younger than 18!

Any more questions?
 
Pete

Pete

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Nov 23, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
If that doesnt work you can bend me over and fuck me from behind :D
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Can I pay a large man fresh from prison to perform this act of sodomy instead? :LOL:
 
Dan

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Mar 9, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++



Let me tell you one of the greatest and truest quotes I have ever heard, it's by Wayne Gretzky. He said: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take".

Think about it. Whad you you have to lose? Say you go there and nothing happens. You make a fool out of yourself. So what? You wont see or hear from her again, in which case it will be the same as during the past 34 months. That's the worst that can happen, and in that case you wouldnt have lost anything. Absolutely anything.

But, on the other hand, you have a lot of gain. Think about it. The potential profit is huge and the risk is minimum.

Only one thing: Do NOT, under any circumstances, admit you're younger than 18!

Any more questions?
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yes, 1 more question

Where can i find you so i can lick your balls? :D
 

Zlatan

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Jun 9, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Muscolino9 ] ++


Can I pay a large man fresh from prison to perform this act of sodomy instead? :LOL:
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Sure, but I'm confident it will work, so there probably wont be any need for it ;)


++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++



yes, 1 more question

Where can i find you so i can lick your balls? :D
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We'll work out the details through PM :D



Seriously tho, realationships are a game of numbers, you cant expect to be successful with every girl you try, that's simply not possible, unless you're brad pitt. But you just have to go out, give it a try, be friendly, cool and confident, and most of all: even if you get rejected dont be a bitch about it. Be cool, take it like a man, and dont ignore the girl afterwards. Girls talk. If you make a fool out of yourself all her friends will know and you wont have any chance with them. If you stay cool one of her girlfriends might be interested in you.
 

Zlatan

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Jun 9, 2003
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Not very well actually.


See, I know the theory fantstcically well, but it's kinda hard for me to put it into practice, I cant seem to close the deal. I'm like the guy that will take the ball in his box, dribble 10 players, nutmeg the keeper, get 2 meters infront of the open goal and then hit the bar :D
 
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Lilianna

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Apr 3, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
sorry guys but it just feels like i have to say it to somebody

i finally get a chick to go out with me and she gets sick and he parents threaten to divorce the day before.


anybody got any words to make me feel better ?

also how do i get advantage of this ? i mean how do i become the nice, sweet compationate guy ready to listen ;) :groan:
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you are willing to become this guy??

wow!!!!
you either like this gilr VERY much or you desparetely need sex!!!
 
Dan

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Mar 9, 2004
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++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Not very well actually.


See, I know the theory fantstcically well, but it's kinda hard for me to put it into practice, I cant seem to close the deal. I'm like the guy that will take the ball in his box, dribble 10 players, nutmeg the keeper, get 2 meters infront of the open goal and then hit the bar :D
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Or the inter milan, looking great and choking on the final hurdle.

Well, all the luck to you Zlatan. If im ever in Bosnia ill seek you out to hook me up with some good bosnain chicks, and of course ill say im 18!
 

Zlatan

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Jun 9, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
z, thats what i had in mind.
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Yeah, people might think that line is cheesy, but it's not, it's a classic, and classics always work. Just follow my advice and you'll be fine.


[/Love Doctor]
 
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Lawnchair Bes

Lawnchair Bes

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    ++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++



    Yeah, people might think that line is cheesy, but it's not, it's a classic, and classics always work. Just follow my advice and you'll be fine.


    [/Love Doctor]
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    you sure do know the theory
     

    Zlatan

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    Jun 9, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++


    Or the inter milan, looking great and choking on the final hurdle.
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    Exactly. You've got the players and the game, the attractive goals and the brilliant moves, and yet the results just wont come.


    ++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++

    Well, all the luck to you Zlatan. If im ever in Bosnia ill seek you out to hook me up with some good bosnain chicks, and of course ill say im 18!
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    You do that mate, I'll be glad to act as a pimp :D ;)
     
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