ohhhhh the irony (2 Viewers)

[Zlatan]

Aaah, timing is of the utmost importance

 

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[Lawnchair Bes]

as we all saw

 

[Dan]

erzahl mir the baileys story.

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++




its like they have combined all of life's pleasures in one

Yep. Though would be better if the strippers played rock guitar also

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++



Which guy isnt?

Actually I dunno if I want fully naked lap dances. I mean put that thing away!

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

they could have a dj man.

here in toronto we have smutfest

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
erzahl mir the baileys story.

Es ist nicht wichtig

 

[jaecole]

You know Zlatans advice has the potential to really fvck things up.

That's not how I play this game

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
You know Zlatans advice has the potential to really fvck things up.

That's not how I play this game

i figured i'd much rather **** things up than leave the things the way they are

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++



i figured i'd much rather **** things up than leave the things the way they are

Well yeah, you gotta go for it. I specifically meant the whole kissing her off guard thing. Maybe I just don't have the balls for it

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

me neither

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
You know Zlatans advice has the potential to really fvck things up.

That's not how I play this game

How, all I did was give sound advice.


The kissing off guard is the best part, it's no fun if she know's it's coming. Besides, she might not want to kiss him, but by catching her off guard he leaves her no choice and she might even like it.

 

[Dan]

I think Zlatan has given good advice, to be fair.

I think Bes should view this as a godsend- better girls are few and far between. how rare is it that you find a girl that is not only cute, but who likes football, Italian football, loves drinking, and wants to go out with you!

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

its too good to be true i tell ya. there is a catch.

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


Well yeah, you gotta go for it. I specifically meant the whole kissing her off guard thing. Maybe I just don't have the balls for it

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
me neither

Well grow some then. Or buy them.

 

[Zlatan]

Even if she does get upset that you kissed her off guard you apologize, tell her she was too beautiful to resist and it's all good. She cant be upset after that kind of excuse

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++



How, all I did was give sound advice.


The kissing off guard is the best part, it's no fun if she know's it's coming. Besides, she might not want to kiss him, but by catching her off guard he leaves her no choice and she might even like it.

I don't doubt it.

But I always play the shy (not shy but you know what I mean), holding back, hinting but not doing, I can always make the girl move in. I've mastered it actually and you really can't lose. Though it does require the girl to show interest in the first place, but thats alright, if she dosen't I couldn't be fvcked anyway

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
its too good to be true i tell ya. there is a catch.

The catch is either that she was born with a *****, or you have to help her cope with her problems.

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Even if she does get upset that you kissed her off guard you apologize, tell her she was too beautiful to resist and it's all good. She cant be upset after that kind of excuse

Doesn't work with all girls. And yeah really she can. Plus it makes you seem like a seedy bastard who has no self control. Also comes of a little desperate. Better to pretend you aren't that assed.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++



or you have to help her cope with her problems.

which means i am her friend :groan:

 

[Zlatan]

Well, it all depends on the perspective. I say go for it Besmir.