Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Byrone Peen Meister Mar 30, 2006 #261 Dec 19, 2005 30,778 Mar 30, 2006 #261 Byrone Mar 30, 2006 Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors. Buy on AliExpress.com
WΏΏdy? Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #262 Dec 23, 2005 14,997 Mar 31, 2006 #262 WΏΏdy? Mar 31, 2006 ur mom is soo thin she went on dieting and dissappeared
OP Hambon Lion of the Desert Mar 31, 2006 Thread Starter #263 Apr 22, 2005 8,073 Mar 31, 2006 Thread Starter Thread Starter #263 Hambon Mar 31, 2006 Yo family is soo black...when they hold hands they look like a stretched Limo..
WΏΏdy? Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #264 Dec 23, 2005 14,997 Mar 31, 2006 #264 WΏΏdy? Mar 31, 2006 ur family is soo balck they don't need to shave
OP Hambon Lion of the Desert Mar 31, 2006 Thread Starter #265 Apr 22, 2005 8,073 Mar 31, 2006 Thread Starter Thread Starter #265 Hambon Mar 31, 2006 yo pops is so black...nigga hopped into a jaquizi and turned that mug into Lipton Tea!!
V Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #266 Jun 8, 2005 20,110 Mar 31, 2006 #266 V Mar 31, 2006 yo momma is like a vacume she sucks.
V Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #267 Jun 8, 2005 20,110 Mar 31, 2006 #267 V Mar 31, 2006 yo momma is so fat her ass has her own zip code
V Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #268 Jun 8, 2005 20,110 Mar 31, 2006 #268 V Mar 31, 2006 yo momma is so fat she has to wear two watches; one for each time zone
V Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #269 Jun 8, 2005 20,110 Mar 31, 2006 #269 V Mar 31, 2006 yo momma is so fat she has to wake up in sections
del pietro Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #270 Aug 13, 2005 900 Mar 31, 2006 #270 del pietro Mar 31, 2006 yo momma is so ugly that when she was a baby her momma had to feed her with a sling shot!
del pietro Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #271 Aug 13, 2005 900 Mar 31, 2006 #271 del pietro Mar 31, 2006 yo momma is so ugly that when she was born, the docter slapped ur grandmother
del pietro Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #272 Aug 13, 2005 900 Mar 31, 2006 #272 del pietro Mar 31, 2006 your momma is so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
del pietro Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #273 Aug 13, 2005 900 Mar 31, 2006 #273 del pietro Mar 31, 2006 your momma is so fat that a bus could park in the shadow of her ass
V Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #274 Jun 8, 2005 20,110 Mar 31, 2006 #274 V Mar 31, 2006 del pietro said: your momma is so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch. Click to expand...
del pietro said: your momma is so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch. Click to expand...
Alfio_87 Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #275 Nov 21, 2005 3,597 Mar 31, 2006 #275 Alfio_87 Mar 31, 2006 yo mama is so fat her daily excercise is fridge to couch , couch to Fridge!
Alfio_87 Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #276 Nov 21, 2005 3,597 Mar 31, 2006 #276 Alfio_87 Mar 31, 2006 yo mama is so fat she steals off the cats plate!
del pietro Senior Member Mar 31, 2006 #277 Aug 13, 2005 900 Mar 31, 2006 #277 del pietro Mar 31, 2006
Zé Tahir JhoolayLaaaal! Moderator Mar 31, 2006 #278 Dec 10, 2004 29,281 Mar 31, 2006 #278 Zé Tahir Mar 31, 2006 vlatko said: yo momma is so fat she has to wake up in sections Click to expand... :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
vlatko said: yo momma is so fat she has to wake up in sections Click to expand... :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
OP Hambon Lion of the Desert Aug 2, 2006 Thread Starter #279 Apr 22, 2005 8,073 Aug 2, 2006 Thread Starter Thread Starter #279 Hambon Aug 2, 2006 Yo mama is like a Frying Pan: Flat,Black & Ugly
OP Hambon Lion of the Desert Aug 2, 2006 Thread Starter #280 Apr 22, 2005 8,073 Aug 2, 2006 Thread Starter Thread Starter #280 Hambon Aug 2, 2006 I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
