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Hambon

Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
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    Your mama is so black, she uses her bath water to dye bowling balls..........

    yo daddy is so black.... he spits coffee,,,
     

    Bozi

    The Bozman
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    Oct 18, 2005
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    Your mama is so black, she uses her bath water to dye bowling balls..........

    yo daddy is so black.... he spits coffee,,,
    LMAO Hamid i forgot all about this thread, how about this one??

    yo mamma is so fat only 20% of her has been discovered
     
    Apr 12, 2004
    77,165
    Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

    Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped your grandma.

    Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, your grandma was arrested for littering.
     

    Salvo

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    Dec 17, 2007
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    Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

    Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

    Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
     

    jukazem

    Senior Member
    Feb 10, 2007
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    ßöмßäяdîëя;1531666 said:
    Yo momma so fat every time she turn around, it's her birthday.
    :lol:

    yo mama is so fat every time she is turning around, your daddy reads to you the 'yo mama is so fat' book.
     

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