Oh Snap! (4 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

 

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[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

 

[Enron]

Your mother is such as stupid whore that when I told her to Slob my Knob she tried to lick my door.

 

[swag]

Yo mama so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

 

[swag]

Yo mama's so stupid, she married yo daddy.

 

[Byrone]

@ That is soooooo true,im gonna show my daddy

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

 

[swag]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she was making a booty call by shoving the phone up her ass.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.

 

[Stephan]

yo mama needs to send you to bed now