Oh Snap! (2 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

 

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[Hambon]

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

i am out...gotta get some work done...hahahah

 

[Byrone]

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide


double whammy!

 

[Byrone]

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

c ya later boner

 

[Hambon]

haaaaaaaa

2 for the road

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it

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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

 

[Byrone]

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

 

[Byrone]

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled six times and I was still in the middle

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

 

[Byrone]

here comes the pain!

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

 

[Byrone]

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

 

[Byrone]

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

 

[Byrone]

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

 

[Hambon]

here comes the pain!

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

That was Thunder my friend...hahah


dis one is for you....

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

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Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama is so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday


Word up...

 

[Bozi]

best thread ever guys hahahahahahahaha

 

[Hambon]

Yo mama is so Ugly....

when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows


& hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats!!!!

 

[Hambon]

best thread ever guys hahahahahahahaha

the only threads here are the Braids coming off yo mamas mustache...hahah

 

[Hambon]

yo mamas soooo stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

 

[Hambon]

Yo mamas IQ so low a pound of Columbias finest Cocaine couldnt pump it up....haha

 

[Byrone]

Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter