Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Thread (48 Viewers)

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Hambon

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Apr 22, 2005
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Zlatan is on what i like to call: "An Emotional RollerCoaster" He is at a stage is in his life where he doesnt know shit from KAKA (not the player) he has got money fame , skills everything but happieness.......he should really take a time out and get his ass back on track....otherwise he will be a nobody quick.....as for his current Tramp....I would toss her out the window like my bills...hehe
 

Zé Tahir

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hambon said:
She aint all that....she might be ripe like a berry now....but give her 2 or 3 years and that punany will be rotten.....zlatan get yourself a young one & keep that MILF on the side....like coleslaw...
dammit boner, my hands are tied:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to hambon again.
 

Zé Tahir

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There is an interesting article on Aftonbladet.se on how Capello has "tamed" the likes of Totti, Kluivert, Savicevic, Gullit, Cassano, Del Piero, and Zlatan. That these hardheaded and selfish (this excludes DP) players were dealt with by Capello. Referring to Zlatan he said that he's dealt with worse. I'll translate parts of it later...
 

Juve_25

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Zé Tahir said:
There is an interesting article on Aftonbladet.se on how Capello has "tamed" the likes of Totti, Kluivert, Savicevic, Gullit, Cassano, Del Piero, and Zlatan. That these hardheaded and selfish (this excludes DP) players were dealt with by Capello. Referring to Zlatan he said that he's dealt with worse. I'll translate parts of it later...
that's very great
 

Gep

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Jun 12, 2005
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hambon said:
The first pic of her...is just uuuuuugggghh...that forhead is massive!! She doesnt have dreams ...she has movies.....also like snoop said "with that wrinkled pussy ..i cannot be your lover.."


Second pic....the forhead is just all up in there....i think she uses it to counter the weight of her silcon jugs.....as for the pooch ...its a mirror image of her snatch:D

Ok..........Going by the photos. Which one is Zlatan dating? :disagree:

What a Moose! Ibra what you doing man????? Dump this freak of nature you moron and start playing and show us what your all about again boy!!!!
 

Stephan

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Nov 9, 2005
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Ook Chelsea is uit op Zlatan Ibrahimovic

LONDEN, 6 februari 2006 15:50 - Niet alleen Real Madrid heeft Zlatan Ibrahimovic hoog op het verlanglijstje staan, maar ook Chelsea is erg geïnteresseerd in de diensten van de ex-Ajax-aanvaller. Peter Kenyon, de rechterhand van Roman Abramovitsj, heeft FIFA-agent Morris naar Turijn gestuurd om met Juventus te polsen over een eventuele transfer.

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short summary :
Yesterday Peter Kenyon has sent FIFA-agent Morris to Turin in order to talk about a transfer of Ibra to Chelsea.



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Zé Tahir

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ok, as promised, I'm going to translate the key part of the article:

FRANCESCO TOTTIKlubb: Roma.
Kommentar: Ovänner i dag. Men Totti ska vara tacksam, utan Capello hade han knappast haft någon scudetto. Totti är en stor spelare, men hade aldrig varit den spelare han är i dag om inte för Capello.
Comments: Not friends today. But Totti should be greatful, without Capello he would have hardly ever gotten a Scudetto. Totti is a big player but he would never have been the player he is today without Capello.

PATRICK KLUIVERTKlubb: Milan.
Kommentar:Fabio Capellos stora misslyckande. Inte ens "Don Fabio" lyckades tämja superdivan Kluivert, som dessutom backades upp av landsmännen Davids, Bogarde och Reiziger.
Comments: Fabio Capello's big failiure. Not even "Don Fabio" was successful in taming the hardheaded Kluivert, who besides was backed by compatriots Dabids, Bogarde, and Reiziger.

DAVOR SUKERKlubb: Real Madrid.
Kommentar: Capello hämtade den kroatiska superstjärnan från Sevilla säsongen 96/97. Gjorde 24 ligamål den säsongen och har aldrig varit så bra som under sitt enda år med Capello.
Comments: Capello brough the Croat star from Sevilla season 96/97. In which he scored 24 goals in the leage and had never been as good as he was that year under Capello.

DEJAN SAVICEVICKlubb: Milan.
Kommentar: Balkans stora superstjärna och primadonna. Stora skadeproblem satte vissa käppar i hjulet, men på det stora hela var jugoslaven en nyckelspelare i Capellos fantastiska Milan 92-96.
Comments: The superstar and prima donna from the Balkans. Despite great injury problems the player played a key role under Capellos fantastic Milan 92-96.

RUUD GULLITKlubb: Milan.
Kommentar: Den egensinnge holländaren fick underordna sig Capellos system. Det gick bra så länge Gullit var bra. När det gick sämre petades han omedelbart, trots sin enorma stjärnstatus. Lämnade för Sampdoria 1993.
Comments: The stubborn dutch had to subordinate with Capello's system. It was fine as long as Gullit was good. When it went badly he was immediatley dropped despite his star status. Left for Sampdoria in 1993.

ANTONIO CASSANOKlubb: Roma.
Kommentar: Ärkegalningen från Bari bråkar med allt och alla, så även med Capello. Men det är bara Capello som lyckats hålla divialerna på en rimlig nivå. Så fort Capello lämnade Roma bröt vansinnet ut.
Comments: "The loon" (dono how to translate that :p ) from Bari who fights with with everyone and everything, even with Capello. But is only Capello who managed to keep the hardheaded in a reasonable level. Soon as Capello left Roma all hell broke loose.

ALESSANDRO DEL PIEROKlubb: Juventus.
Kommentar: Stadens store son petades ganska omedelbart efter Capellos ankomst till Turin. Med all rätt, efter flera magra säsonger. Men Capello fick Del Piero att kämpa i stället för att gnälla, och nu är han bättre än någonsin.
Comments: The cities big son was almost immediately benched after the arrival of Capello. But deservedly so, considering his off-form. But Capello had Del Peiro fight instead of whine, and now he is better than ever.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVICKlubb: Juventus.
Kommentar: Att Zlatan har lättare att ta en plats i Juventus än vad han hade i Ajax säger det mesta. Har Capellos fulla stöd och har verkligen tackat för förtroendet. Capello har gjort Zlatan till en världsstjärna.
Comments:The fact that Zlatan has it easer to find a place in Juventus compared to Ajax says a lot. He has Capellos full support and he has really thanked him for his confidence. Capello has turned Zlatan into a superstar.


taken from Aftonbladet.se :D
 

Mozart

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Feb 3, 2006
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the thing about capello is when he finds a talent...he turns them into superstars...although del piero was a already big..but look at him now..he takes advantage of evey minute he plays in order to convince what a player he is..
 

ZAF3000

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Feb 14, 2005
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Mozart said:
the thing about capello is when he finds a talent...he turns them into superstars...although del piero was a already big..but look at him now..he takes advantage of evey minute he plays in order to convince what a player he is..
Capello is a great coach no-one can say otherwise. His trohies and success speak for him. But saying that Capello made Alex take advantage of every minute is like saying I only started watching Juve less than 2 years ago.
I agree Del Piero is playing better this season than the one before, and thats only due to the injury he suffered. If you look back into years, Del Piero has been one of the major reasons juve to win the Scudetti and CL.
Ever since he came to Juve in 1993, he has been a team-player. Always trying to give all for the team. Always taking advatages to help out the team whether with goals, assists, or leadership on and off the picth.
After last years injury he started off slow, it was obvious that he gained abit weight (normal thing). As soon as he lost those Kiloes he startd scoring almost every match, if not score assist.

I am not saying that Capello is not to thank for anything, I guess my point is don't exagerate. I've always admired Capello even before he came to Juve. I even told my friend when Lippi was leaving that the only coach that can fullfill Lippi's position is Capello.

With Totti and Cassano the article is right, who knew them before Capello that much.
If we wanted to thank someone for Del Piero's current position in the team it should be Juve's management back in 98 because they did not lose faith in him when he got injured.
Thank you Juve management.
 

mnementh

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Jun 5, 2005
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We just don't know. Capello might have improved Ale's play or he might have denied everyone a better Ale. We don't know what would happen "if". Of course the first theory is nicer and hopefully it's the correct one but we'll never know. I do think Capello is very smart and he improved many players. That been said, he hasn't improved Baggio or Montella. He did improve Cassano. I guess sometimes there are fuckups.
 
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