Official Cricket thread (7 Viewers)

[.zero]

from your sig, it seems to be the other way around

2shay

 

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[Byrone]

the UN has sent many inspectors but they all return with a sore bum bum

and then sometimes Dusan poses as a UN inspector and tries to wrestle my WMD

Dusan is one diabolical character but it seems that you invite these regular inspections.Did he get a hold of your henna oil?

 

[.zero]

Dusan is one diabolical character but it seems that you invite these regular inspections.Did he get a hold of your henna oil?

unfortunately he did

now he's running around town completely nude and all greased up

 

[Byrone]

Great a pale Serbian running around trying to act like Salman Khan.

 

[.zero]

Great a pale Serbian running around trying to act like Salman Khan.

that would be a sight to behold

 

[Byrone]

Would be cool,if all you desi's would sing some songs in the back ground,while he did that.

 

[Zé Tahir]

I just pictured it

 

[Ahmed]

Would be cool,if all you desi's would sing some songs in the back ground,while he did that.

 

[HelterSkelter]

This has got to be the closest we'll come to beating Australia away in a long LONG time.

Hopefully Sami and Asif rip them 11 new assholes tomorrow.

Forza Pakistan!

 

[Ahmed]

my fav. player Salman Butt played a classy knock today...we should have been in an even stronger position though, 5 of the batsmen got out to absolutely retarded shots

 

[HelterSkelter]

Yea,but nothing beats Ponting trying to own Sami on the 1st ball and getting owned himself.

 

[Ahmed]

indeed, Ponting got pwned big time...horrendous shot and a super catch by Gul...and of course Asif with his customary clean bowled of a top order batsman

 

[Nenz]

I'm actually going for Pakistan. I went for West Indies too the other week against us. There must be something about this new Australian team I don't like, there's some arrogance there I think. About 3 years ago we had so many loveable characters in our team - McGrath, Warney, Gilchrist and Brett Lee. Now they've all been replaced by classless wankers.
Only teams I'd go for Australia against are England, India and South Africa.

 

[Ahmed]

indeed, the current lot can't really match the Dream Team in either the performances or the swagger...Shane Watson, for example, is an absolute fucktard.

 

[Nenz]

indeed, the current lot can't really match the Dream Team in either the performances or the swagger...Shane Watson, for example, is an absolute fucktard.

Yeah, add Matthew Hayden to that list. Shane Watson is a goose, but he's working wonders as the new opening batsman. The Australian team has always had a reputation for sledging, but this teams forgetting that they're playing a gentlemans sport. Both Pakistan and West Indies have some really respectful blokes in their teams, namely their captains. Michael Clarke is one of the few respectable players in the side, I'd almost prefer he were captain.

 

[Ahmed]

well if Ponting keeps making the same retarded decisions whenever he wins the toss, it won't be long till Pup is handed the captaincy on a full-time basis...won the toss on probably the greenest wicket ever seen in Sydney with rain in the air and chose to bat?!

 

[Nenz]

well if Ponting keeps making the same retarded decisions whenever he wins the toss, it won't be long till Pup is handed the captaincy on a full-time basis...won the toss on probably the greenest wicket ever seen in Sydney with rain in the air and chose to bat?!

Cause he's an arrogant wank who wants to make a century ASAP.

P.s that pitch was a disgrace for a world class cricket ground.

 

[Red]

Australian sides have been arrogant for as long as I can remember.

The problem with this on is that it doesn't have the ability to back it up, so many of them come across as pricks.

 

[Salvo]

i love watching australia lose in cricket, i dont like the sport but its great watching them lose, mainly because they are so arrogant and talked up in the media. its like watching leighton hewitt lose for me its great.

 

[HelterSkelter]

Australian sides have been arrogant for as long as I can remember.

The problem with this on is that it doesn't have the ability to back it up, so many of them come across as pricks.

That nails it.

However,going by arrogance,i'd say this team is less arrogant than the team of Mcgrath,Warne etc.For example,you don't see the current side go on about they would whitewash England 5-0 or how Mcgrath announces that he would get Atherton out even before the series starts.Players like Hayden,Mcgrath etc were much more arrogant than this team.

Coming to Watson,he's actually one of the few current Australian players that i like.I don't think the guy is arrogant.Doesn't sledge,doesn't react when the bowler abuses tries to get under his skin.If he starts taking more wickets,he would become a top class allrounder.Maybe even the best in the world.