Before you kill me, you call me the "dead man walking". I must buy you an espresso. But only a little one - I am Scottish!
The former Chelsea boss tries to allay fears about his imminent departure from Stamford Bridge.
Hello my sharks, welcome to the funeral
To the press before Chelsea's Champions League semi-final second leg with Monaco.
People have said I am a dead man walking but I am not - I am still moving. It is difficult to kill me
And again
You're being sacked in the summer Charlton fans to Ranieri.
No, I will be sacked in May! Ranieri (shouting back to them).