Heres the Scotland squad:
Goalkeepers
Craig Gordon (Sunderland) Excellent
David Marshall (Norwich City) Dodgy
Allan McGregor (Rangers) Dodgy
Defenders
Graham Alexander (Burnley) Shite and past it
Gary Caldwell (Celtic) dodgy
Christian Dailly (West Ham United) past it
Alan Hutton (Rangers) fast, strong, postionally horrible
Jay McEveley (Derby County) pish
Stephen McManus (Celtic) decent
Gary Naysmith (Sheffield United) shite
David Weir (Rangers) old and incredibly slow
Midfield
Scott Brown (Celtic) very good
Barry Ferguson (Rangers) OK
Darren Fletcher (Manchester United) good
Paul Hartley (Celtic) ok
Lee McCulloch (Rangers) big, strong, no football ability
Stephen Pearson (Derby County) see above
Barry Robson (Dundee United) ok, but hot headed
Gary Teale (Derby County) shite
Forwards
Craig Beattie (West Bromwich Albion) Fast, shite
Kris Boyd (Rangers) good finisher, nothing else
James McFadden (Everton) good
Shaun Maloney (Aston Villa) ok, lightweight
Kenny Miller (Derby County) fast, shite
Garry O’Connor (Birmingham City) strong, nothing else.
How could Italy possibly not beat this team?