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Dafuq, even the newbies around here make these jokes? 
Regarding danes and granmas, remember being in Köpenhamn on a school trip way back as a kid, offering to help an old lady with her heavy bag while getting on a bus, and the fucking cunt tells me You wont be robbing me you little nigger, seriously made me lol My teacher didnt take it as well as I did Some of my older friends still joke about that whenever there is any reference to Denmark to this day.
Regarding danes and granmas, remember being in Köpenhamn on a school trip way back as a kid, offering to help an old lady with her heavy bag while getting on a bus, and the fucking cunt tells me You wont be robbing me you little nigger, seriously made me lol
My teacher didnt take it as well as I did Some of my older friends still joke about that whenever there is any reference to Denmark to this day.
Dafuq, even the newbies around here make these jokes?
Regarding danes and granmas, remember being in Köpenhamn on a school trip way back as a kid, offering to help an old lady with her heavy bag while getting on a bus, and the fucking cunt tells me You wont be robbing me you little nigger, seriously made me lol My teacher didnt take it as well as I did Some of my older friends still joke about that whenever there is any reference to Denmark to this day.
Regarding danes and granmas, remember being in Köpenhamn on a school trip way back as a kid, offering to help an old lady with her heavy bag while getting on a bus, and the fucking cunt tells me You wont be robbing me you little nigger, seriously made me lol
My teacher didnt take it as well as I did Some of my older friends still joke about that whenever there is any reference to Denmark to this day.
In the vein of xenophobic Denmark, here's a little story from two summers ago:
I was on Fyn (the Island between Jylland and Sjælland) visiting a friend who was spending a year at a sports after school there. So we've smoked a joint and we're basically walking the endless fields of Fyn looking for a place to eat. On a dirt trail we encounter an old lady with a walking aid, right there my phone rings: my mom is calling. So I pick up the phone and answer in Serbian, the old lady stops as if she's seen a ghost - her mouth litterally opened up wide. I hung up the phone and asked her what's up in danish. She replies with "MUHAMMEDANER" (muslim), turns around and tries to run from us. The hilarious thing was that she was so slow both in the act of turning around and her trying to flee with that walking aid just killed me. I damn near pissed my pants
Dafuq, even the newbies around here make these jokes?
Regarding danes and granmas, remember being in Köpenhamn on a school trip way back as a kid, offering to help an old lady with her heavy bag while getting on a bus, and the fucking cunt tells me You wont be robbing me you little nigger, seriously made me lol My teacher didnt take it as well as I did Some of my older friends still joke about that whenever there is any reference to Denmark to this day.
Regarding danes and granmas, remember being in Köpenhamn on a school trip way back as a kid, offering to help an old lady with her heavy bag while getting on a bus, and the fucking cunt tells me You wont be robbing me you little nigger, seriously made me lol
My teacher didnt take it as well as I did Some of my older friends still joke about that whenever there is any reference to Denmark to this day.
Dafuq, even the newbies around here make these jokes?
Regarding danes and granmas, remember being in Köpenhamn on a school trip way back as a kid, offering to help an old lady with her heavy bag while getting on a bus, and the fucking cunt tells me You wont be robbing me you little nigger, seriously made me lol My teacher didnt take it as well as I did Some of my older friends still joke about that whenever there is any reference to Denmark to this day.
Regarding danes and granmas, remember being in Köpenhamn on a school trip way back as a kid, offering to help an old lady with her heavy bag while getting on a bus, and the fucking cunt tells me You wont be robbing me you little nigger, seriously made me lol
My teacher didnt take it as well as I did Some of my older friends still joke about that whenever there is any reference to Denmark to this day.
So guys, tomornrow is matchday motherfucker tine. Id love it if people were up for meeting around 1700 for a couple of prematch drinks. let me know who is up for it:!
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So guys, tomornrow is matchday motherfucker tine. Id love it if people were up for meeting around 1700 for a couple of prematch drinks. let me know who is up for it:!
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So guys, tomornrow is matchday motherfucker tine. Id love it if people were up for meeting around 1700 for a couple of prematch drinks. let me know who is up for it:!
