Nicolas Anelka (6 Viewers)

[Marty]

That's much better than that 18 that Zamorano took when playing at Inter and he managed to insert a small + between the 1 and the 8.

Yeah that was the dumbest thing ever

 

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[JuveBerber]

Right about now am prepared to gamble on anyone. Welcome aboard Anelka. Our strikers have set such a low bar so l guess there will be no pressure to deal with.

This.
It's like you are stuck up a cliff and a lion is gonna eat your ass up. You are afraid to take a jump down the river but fuck it, the fucker is gonna eat you anyway so just fucking give it a shot and come what may.

 

[Raz]

This.
It's like you are stuck up a clif and a lion is gonna eat your ass up. You are afraid to take a jump down the river but fuck it, the fucker is gonna eat you anyway so just fucking give it a shot and come what may.

Good comparison, please tell more.

 

[JCK]

Good comparison, please tell more.

If you take a jump and hit your head with a rock before reaching the water is exactly like Anelka getting a long term injury in the first match he plays.

 

[Marty]

This.
It's like you are stuck up a cliff and a lion is gonna eat your ass up. You are afraid to take a jump down the river but fuck it, the fucker is gonna eat you anyway so just fucking give it a shot and come what may.

@Lion is this true? You eat ass?

 

[Nzoric]

@Lion is this true? You eat ass?

Like a scrawny white kid in jail

 

[Salvatore]

 

[WΏΏdy?]

This.
It's like you are stuck up a cliff and a lion is gonna eat your ass up. You are afraid to take a jump down the river but fuck it, the fucker is gonna eat you anyway so just fucking give it a shot and come what may.

Bull balls taking a shit.

Peeps said the same thing when we signed bendtner, fuck him and fuck those peeps.

 

[Marty]

Their attacking force back in those days, geez

 

[Salvatore]

Their attacking force back in those days, geez

Great squad. All based around the best player.

 

[.zero]

@Lion is this true? You eat ass?

It's a well known fact

 

[Orgut]

Do you think he would play against Lazio?

 

[JuveJay]

I was afraid he would pick a retarded jersey number like 77 or 83. 18 is fine.

Juve don't let players use those numbers.

 

[Deep C]

Even if the player demands one? I like it if it is a club policy.

It is club policy and has been for a while. Buffon also had to "settle" for 1 when he joined instead of 88 or 77.

 

[Goodfella]

Thank God Juve players don't get to choose such retarded numbers.

 

[GrandeGigi]

Oh yeah, highlights from a season who is five years old.

It was the least he could've done after missing the crucial penalty in the CL final the season before, which is the first moment I think of every time I see his name mentioned.

 

[.zero]

Do you think he would play against Lazio?

I would doubt that he would be fit and ready to go in a week. He needs a few training sessions under Conte before he gets inserted IMO

 

[JCK]

Juve don't let players use those numbers.

Yes, we went through that and it made me happy.

 

[viking1897]

Juvrance
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[Goodfella]

The funny thing is, there is no frenchman in that picture.