Nicklas Bendtner (7 Viewers)

[Völler]

Can't believe we signed this guy :

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Djabrail]

Welcome to the club, you useless, arrogant, waste of space.

May you rot on the bench, and go back to where you came from when the season is over.

Edit: At least Elia was cool. You are not. On the bright side, you'll have a lot of time to sell your fake jewelry.

I think you are a really nice person, my friend(no sarcasmus here)

 

[Delle Alpi]

Bend it like Bendtner...

 

[Djabrail]

Can't believe we signed this guy :

Why is he wearing a hat at home?

 

[Ken]

Well this is a thread I never thought I'd see.. man, I can only laugh.

 

[Fake Melo]

It's a cap.

 

[LowLife]

Welcome to Juve Nick.
Such a weirdo!

 

[Inglip]

Cool avatars, take them while they last

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[Martin]

Cool avatars, take them while they last

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Clearly the Italians are not dressing him yet.

Check him out in 2 months, he'll be a different man, he'll look all cool.

 

[Djabrail]

It's a cap.

You can call it cylinder, for all i care, its just funny to wear it at home

 

[Trequartista]

Cool avatars, take them while they last

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Thx

 

[Martin]

Thx

You literally go for anything don't you.

- Hey Treq, here's some liquid, we're not quite sure what it is but we thought maybe you could drink it and tell us?
- Give it here.

 

[Trequartista]

You literally go for anything don't you.

- Hey Treq, here's some liquid, we're not quite sure what it is but we thought maybe you could drink it and tell us?
- Give it here.

 

[Bianconero81]

@Nedved03 I'd love an Avatar with Asamoah or Pogba taking a dump on Bendtner's face. Ok Ok. Maybe that's too much. How about a simple picture of Bendtner tar with an X marked across his face and traces of pee?

 

[Hust]

Imagine the shit storm if this thread was stickied.

 

[Jem83]

@Nedved03 I'd love an Avatar with Asamoah or Pogba taking a dump on Bendtner's face. Ok Ok. Maybe that's too much. How about a simple picture of Bendtner tar with an X marked across his face and traces of pee?

When Bendtner starts bangin' in the goals, I'll hunt you down

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Now that the mercato is closed and my ravaged anus has calmed down all i can do is laugh every time i think about this transfer. Everything about this is so fvcking hilariously embarrassing, all the way from us trying to take fiorentina's star signing only for him to take a dump on marotta and choose fullfvckingham over Juventus. Then we switched our attention to Siena's star target!! and weeeeeeee marotta seals the deal! Phew that must have been difficult!

And all this after some average moron have been promising us Aguero and Cavani from the past 2 years.


INCREDIBLE

 

[Hust]

Nicklas "Susanna" Bendtner

 

[da_ledgeaun]

I wonder if this is Conte's signing..
I read that Conte did not want Berba and asked for Bendtner, any truth in that.?

 

[Hust]

I wonder if this is Conte's signing..
I read that Conte did not want Berba and asked for Bendtner, any truth in that.?