"You have to hand it to Bendtner. He's not made the grade at Arsenal, has had an average loan spell with Sunderland, scored a couple of headers at the Euros but has somehow still managed to persuade the Serie A champions that he is indeed The Greatest Striker That Ever Lived. All that and in his spare time he's got a Baroness up the duff, designed some jewellery and made friends with Lee Cattermole. A modern day Renaissance Man?"