Nick Against the World (110 Viewers)
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I think Nick has done that to everyone today, at least twice.
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This week has been fucking gay to be honest. I haven't stopped working at all...from calculus on Monday, writing a speech and trying to complete 20 physics problems on Tuesday, practicing my speech for 8 hours on Wednesday, doing meteo and physics almost nonstop from Thursday until now. What the fuck is going on.
I need some vodka. I'll be back later.
I need some vodka. I'll be back later.
You need vodka and all-you-can-eat Ziti from the Olive Garden. That should clean you right out.
Speaking of the Olive Garden, there's this great local weekly based out of nearby Santa Cruz that a few years ago published the transcripts to some crank calls they made to the local Olive Garden. The premise was they were taking their "When you're here, you're family" advertising motto literally. So they would call and ask to borrow the car... asked to borrow $50 until their next paycheck ... asked to sleep over for several days until things blew over with the wife and visiting mother in law. That sort of thing.
It was pretty hilarious.
Unfortunately I cannot find it online -- it predates when they started printing online as well. The best example I can show is a similar thing when they punked a local jewelry store chain that advertises a lot called the Shane Company, whose slogan is the similar "You have a friend in the diamond business."
http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22245
Speaking of the Olive Garden, there's this great local weekly based out of nearby Santa Cruz that a few years ago published the transcripts to some crank calls they made to the local Olive Garden. The premise was they were taking their "When you're here, you're family" advertising motto literally. So they would call and ask to borrow the car... asked to borrow $50 until their next paycheck ... asked to sleep over for several days until things blew over with the wife and visiting mother in law. That sort of thing.
It was pretty hilarious.
Unfortunately I cannot find it online -- it predates when they started printing online as well. The best example I can show is a similar thing when they punked a local jewelry store chain that advertises a lot called the Shane Company, whose slogan is the similar "You have a friend in the diamond business."
http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22245