Nick Against the World (49 Viewers)

[IncuboRossonero]

Hello Amico Mio....

tell me, how did such a nice fella like yourself end up supporting such an evil and disgusting team like Dopentus?? Couldn't you have other less gruesome hobbies like necrophilia or cross dressing ...

 

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[Enron]

Alright fellas. That "Test" was a ploy by my Professor to get me to come to class. Apparently he likes me enough to get a pretty classmate to warn me of the test. Lie to my emails. And make fun of me when a roll in 5 minutes late. That guy is da* man.



*Thanks Seb.

 

[3pac]

Da man*

 

[Enron]

Fixed.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

i'll give out my pictures if everyone uses them as avatars

Please don't

 

[swag]

Hello Amico Mio....

tell me, how did such a nice fella like yourself end up supporting such an evil and disgusting team like Dopentus?? Couldn't you have other less gruesome hobbies like necrophilia or cross dressing ...

Two great tastes that are better together.

 

[3pac]

Please don't

Ok, Sir.

 

[The Pado]

OK, I just bowled the worst game of my life. Seriously. Worse than when I was 6 years old and bowling at some birthday party. I really should handle my beer better, but that is no fooking excuse.

 

[Azzurri7]

Alright fellas. That "Test" was a ploy by my Professor to get me to come to class. Apparently he likes me enough to get a pretty classmate to warn me of the test. Lie to my emails. And make fun of me when a roll in 5 minutes late. That guy is da* man.



*Thanks Seb.

I knew it, he's gay.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

OK, I just bowled the worst game of my life. Seriously. Worse than when I was 6 years old and bowling at some birthday party. I really should handle my beer better, but that is no fooking excuse.

Sorry did you just say "BOWLING" with the pin striped shirts...name on the shirt and emblem on back like "North Ridge Wanna Be's Extraordinaire" on back??

Maybe you can find solace from your bowling game this week-end in your Bridge tournament...

Porco Juda Pado...what happened to the BOY FROM "JOY-SEY"

 

[swag]

OK, I just bowled the worst game of my life. Seriously. Worse than when I was 6 years old and bowling at some birthday party. I really should handle my beer better, but that is no fooking excuse.

My goal in life is a quest for the worst game of bowling in my life. I just don't try often enough to achieve a sufficient level of terrible, however.

Though I can't claim to have attempted the pride of Baltimore, duckpin bowling. I am probably a bonafide Olympic champion, I am sure -- I just don't know it yet.

But if I want to participate in a sport that's conducive for middle age weight gain, beer drinking, and heavyset women with bad perms, I have to give the old Canadian tradition of curling the nod.

 

[The Pado]

Sorry did you just say "BOWLING" with the pin striped shirts...name on the shirt and emblem on back like "North Ridge Wanna Be's Extraordinaire" on back??

Maybe you can find solace from your bowling game this week-end in your Bridge tournament...

Porco Juda Pado...what happened to the BOY FROM "JOY-SEY"

Yes, that would be the same bowling, except for the part about the shirts. Last night I wore a plain yellow t-shirt. I had more luck last week with the pink TOFFS Palermo jersey of the 1960's. Either way, I sucked ass in that 3rd game.

 

[The Pado]

Bowling - I know all the jokes. I make all the jokes. So, I would not even try to defend it. However, it's very enjoyable and a good way to spend 3 hours drinking beer, smoking cigars, and hangin' with some decent guys who greet each other with a friendly, "Go fuck yourself ya stupid mother fucker." Ah, good times.

 

[JCK]

This talk reminds me of The Big Lebowsky.

 

[Martin]

My goal in life is a quest for the worst game of bowling in my life. I just don't try often enough to achieve a sufficient level of terrible, however.

I think I could give you a run for your money. I've heard people talk about bowling over the years and I finally tried it once. I discovered it's really boring, so I tried making it more interesting. Failed at that too, the game is rigged Like tossing the ball all the way across doesn't work, it's too heavy. Kicking it doesn't work cause it's too hard. Sliding it with your (like a hockey shot) foot doesn't work cause it's too heavy. I did once get an interesting effect as the ball bounced into the left lane, back into the right one, then back into mine. Sending two balls down the lane at the same time doesn't work either, timing never gets right. Bowling balls would be so much more fun if they were softer and bouncy.

 

[Enron]

Bowling is good times if youve got ladies and brew.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

This talk reminds me of The Big Lebowsky.

We have have our own Jesus Quintana hint: AMICO MIO

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Bowling - I know all the jokes. I make all the jokes. So, I would not even try to defend it. However, it's very enjoyable and a good way to spend 3 hours drinking beer, smoking cigars, and hangin' with some decent guys who greet each other with a friendly, "Go fuck yourself ya stupid mother fucker." Ah, good times.

Closest I have come to bowling is playing Bocce with my grandfather ...
I always believed bowling much like Bridge, being a tourist and tupperware parties should be banned. Too "commonfolk-ish" ..tsk tsk

 

[Enron]

I just got done owning an Astronomy Exam. It was smooth sailing til the last problem. I finished it. Screamed Fower is god and Forza Juve. Then I handed my paper in and left. I guess thats kinda like bowling 300 without the fancy shirt or shoes.

 

[flieeeekke]

Bowling - I know all the jokes. I make all the jokes. So, I would not even try to defend it. However, it's very enjoyable and a good way to spend 3 hours drinking beer, smoking cigars, and hangin' with some decent guys who greet each other with a friendly, "Go fuck yourself ya stupid mother fucker." Ah, good times.

i like bowling. too bad i always step on that line you're not alowed to step on. umpkin: