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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Enron said:
Thats awesome. Im glad you represented true men. Way to hold it down.
Hell yes, and the bar can keep my credit card, I'm not going back there for another 10 years. By that time Marc Cohen won't be able to recognize my face. Maybe I should report my credit card as stolen. :pumpkin:
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    Padovano said:
    True Story:

    I went home to Asbury park for Christmas and was out kickin' it old skool with my old drinking buddy, the great Bruce Springsteen. This guy named Marc Cohen was on stage at the club singing some queer-assed song about a True Companion or something and I just about had enough of that shit. So, me being Pado picked up a wooden coat hanger and walked up to the little stage and proceeded to beat the piss out of Marc Cohen. Then, I walked back to the bar and Bruce was kind of laughing and said "What the hell did you do that for?" So I said that, as a man, I felt I had to do it. So, the Springer walked up to the stage and I'm there thinking that Bruce is going to help the guy or ask him to not call the cops, but NO! Bruce starts kicking the guy in the ribs and then flys out the fooking door with me about 10 steps behind. Crime of the fucking century, I think.
    Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Jersey City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at a North Ridge Country Club membership?

    Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
     

    Vinman

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    Jul 16, 2002
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    Padovano said:
    True Story:

    I went home to Asbury park for Christmas and was out kickin' it old skool with my old drinking buddy, the great Bruce Springsteen. This guy named Marc Cohen was on stage at the club singing some queer-assed song about a True Companion or something and I just about had enough of that shit. So, me being Pado picked up a wooden coat hanger and walked up to the little stage and proceeded to beat the piss out of Marc Cohen. Then, I walked back to the bar and Bruce was kind of laughing and said "What the hell did you do that for?" So I said that, as a man, I felt I had to do it. So, the Springer walked up to the stage and I'm there thinking that Bruce is going to help the guy or ask him to not call the cops, but NO! Bruce starts kicking the guy in the ribs and then flys out the fooking door with me about 10 steps behind. Crime of the fucking century, I think.
    I'd say you have a great advantage that you could actually represent yourself in court, for the assault charge

    but then, I bet you much too expensive for yourself !!!:D :D

    Hell yes, and the bar can keep my credit card, I'm not going back there for another 10 years. By that time Marc Cohen won't be able to recognize my face. Maybe I should report my credit card as stolen
    bad criminals always leave clues at the scene !!!:agree: :)
     

    Respaul

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    Jul 14, 2002
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    Padovano said:
    Luckily some places still hang on to your credit card until you close out :D
    Now thats something that bothers me about american food outlets...

    I was recently in one of New Yorks most respected eateries and was asked for my credit card on entry... What kind of shit is that !!!

    He lost a table for 12's custom as i refused... Sorry, but my card doesnt leave my sight... With credit card fraud out of hand all over the globe and these fools expect you to give them your card...

    I hope it was worth it for him as in that case he lost about $3000 in food and drink sales, which he couldnt replace as its book only... silly in the extreme...

    Though thats the only time ive been asked for my card on entry, i have been asked early on many occasions or they take it when you ask for the check but wont return it til you actually leave... unbelievable...
     

    Tifoso

    Sempre e solo Juve
    Aug 12, 2005
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    Padovano said:
    Shadowfax-

    Happy Kwanza!



    Or if you prefer another made up, fake holiday, then happy Piccolo Stromboli or Feast of Saint Harry.


    wooooooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Dead on. Been around 30 years.Made up by some college professor. Be serious :rolleyes2:
     

    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
    9,939
    hambon78 said:
    Whats that other one with the steel pole.....Festiva...whens that??
    It's "Festivus", and it's an aluminum pole. I like Festivus, but this biz about making up holidays is getting silly. My rule of thumb: Any holiday that was created after 1960 is bunk.
     

    Tifoso

    Sempre e solo Juve
    Aug 12, 2005
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    Padovano said:
    It's "Festivus", and it's an aluminum pole. I like Festivus, but this biz about making up holidays is getting silly. My rule of thumb: Any holiday that was created after 1960 is bunk.

    Word. (at least with regards to state holidays)
     

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