Nick Against the World (51 Viewers)
- Thread starter IncuboRossonero
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According to you, yet my oxford dictionary says different... the modern spelling is tear.. not the only correct spelling
As for me having issues, im not the pathetic cunt that is acting superior picking on people for their supposed spelling mistakes... If anyone around here has issues its you, yer sad lil prick
You have the front to call me nerdy, when your the one with the absolute nerdiest dipshit comments... bullied at school were you , yer fvcking tring
As for me having issues, im not the pathetic cunt that is acting superior picking on people for their supposed spelling mistakes... If anyone around here has issues its you, yer sad lil prick
You have the front to call me nerdy, when your the one with the absolute nerdiest dipshit comments... bullied at school were you , yer fvcking tring
The ungrateful wife
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The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you
do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from
you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this
young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead
and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave
her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no
longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because
you said I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you
will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots
that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again
after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of
her eyes, she asked me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
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The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you
do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from
you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this
young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead
and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured them.
Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave
her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no
longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because
you said I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you
will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots
that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again
after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of
her eyes, she asked me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"