@ Burke - our pic in the hottie thread has inspired me. While having lunch today, there was an attractive female in the Deli ordering. Well, she was very attractive from behind, and just OK when she turned around. So, I went up to her and asked if she would be interested in getting some anal from my friend Burke while I made love to her shoes off in the corner.
She said, "I don't know about Burke, but how about you sl*t fook right now in the bathroom."
To which I replied, "please, your shoes ain't all that, glasses."