++ [ originally posted by Black Mamba ] ++
Is that like Cosmopolitan, or like Playboy?
Cosmo
++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
i know you are gay and all, but do you have to be sooo gay
Well considering it's either this, or sitting in a lawn chair all day trying to figure out how on earth to approach women and trick them into sleeping with me, then I'll stick with the gay thing thank you
And besides, what good is sex if you have to go around searching for a partner who'll
potentially sleep with you, followed by you having to spend an insane amount of money on the girl before you can get into her pants; have to do a lot of work, tolerate all the emotional luggage despite it having no place in that situation, then cuddle when you're done and possibly even
talk about how nice it was :wth:
Zip it down, do the act, zip it up and leave I say
++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Erik, regarding the cover of your whack mag - that guy's unit looks like a foot. I'll bet he could ravage 5 asses at once.
I have a new hero.
