Nick Against the World (47 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Jaecole, there is a new chick flick out now, and it is called (I'm not joking here) "In Her Shoes". The only reason I mention it is because it stars Cameron Diaz and . . .
well, Padovano's Cock, of course.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[jaecole]

lol

And yes I read that thread you created recently. Almost pissed myself.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
Way back when someone mentioned the movie FEVER PITCH. Pado mentioned it was a good flick about an Arsenal fan .. I wondered what he was talking about as I only heard of the movie with Jimmy Fallon about the Red Sox fan and his love interest Drew Barrymore.
Anyhow, I didn't realize it was a Nick Hornby book. I picked up a copy in June...
pretty damn good book for those who have been fans of a team since 'way back when' ... wondering if anyone read it?

Paul..I'm sure you read it...what did you think??

Yeah crap bucket. And guess what the book was about an Arsenal fan too. Gee Wiz, go figure. Where do you make up this shit about the "Redsox"? And why do the Yankees have a guy called "The Big Unit"? Did the whole league get together, measure, and his was the biggest?

And yes, I called you "Crap Bucket".

Sucks that Seven is cooler than you. And please stay away from the playground, and NO I don't wan't any candy.

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Jaecole, there is a new chick flick out now, and it is called (I'm not joking here) "In Her Shoes". The only reason I mention it is because it stars Cameron Diaz and . . .
well, Padovano's Cock, of course.

Too tall.


errr, I speaking of Cameron

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
I know I've said this a million times.

But get this movie!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos...106759/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/026-0480991-2811605

Better chance of finding a dump truck full of smack than that movie...

I tried for months to get Football Factory...picked up a copy in London..

is this one better?

 

[jaecole]

This one is a classic! I haven't seen it in years but from what I remember it was 10 times better.

Buy it off that site. It's called amazon, you might have heard of it

Actually just buying it myself

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
lol

And yes I read that thread you created recently. Almost pissed myself.

Why? Were you after my girl Claire?


I remember when we first started dating, she used to insert a potato for birth control. That why she is five foot fook all and a potato to this day. Couldn't pull it out once it was in.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Yeah crap bucket. And guess what the book was about an Arsenal fan too. Gee Wiz, go figure. Where do you make up this shit about the "Redsox"? And why do the Yankees have a guy called "The Big Unit"? Did the whole league get together, measure, and his was the biggest?

What are you going on about Shoe-o-phile

HERE GUM LICKER

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
This one is a classic! I haven't seen it in years but from what I remember it was 10 times better.

Buy it off that site. It's called amazon, you might have heard of it

Actually just buying it myself

Sure...get me a copy too

 

[IncuboRossonero]

WHILE I'M AT PADO...HERE YOU GO CAFONE

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Why? Were you after my girl Claire?


I remember when we first started dating, she used to insert a potato for birth control. That why she is five foot fook all and a potato to this day. Couldn't pull it out once it was in.

No no. To be honest I lack the concentration for Claire. Takes a guy with dedication and with no real reasoning on when to give over.

Someone like Nick

lol somehow Claire has made potatoes hip again.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


No no. To be honest I lack the concentration for Claire. Takes a guy with dedication and with no real reasoning on when to give over.

Someone like Nick

she's not my type

 

[jaecole]

My type is hot. So yes she is my type.

Having a type is boring, you need to change between girlfriends.

My next girl might be a ginger

 

[Menace]

I love redheads

 

[The Pado]

I'm a darkie, but that is beside the point.

The point is that Fever Pitch, both book and film, is about football. It is about an Arsenal fan who converts his shoe . . . er . . . girl into an Arsenal fan because she can't have him without the Arsenal. They are a package deal.

So Nick, if you want to photoshop more pics of Redsox hats, put one on the Big Unit, just not on my big unit. I hear that Burke's nutsack is available (for Bar' Mitsvahs).

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


she's not my type

Ohhhh no, I don't like hot, thin chicks who are "piss your pants funny". I need junk in the trunk and a capicola sandwich.

 

[The Pado]

You know Nick, it's very fortunate for you that I enjoy this forum. Because now would be the time for me to post a pic of my left nut. I just don't want to be banned.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Ohhhh no, I don't like hot, thin chicks who are "piss your pants funny". I need junk in the trunk and a capicola sandwich.

She will more than do as a "goomba" but can't fit the Ms. Nick bill...I'm old school and as such I'm not into 'hand me downs' so to speak...Sausage a-la Nicola is the only speciality my future wife will have tasted.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


She will more than do as a "goomba" but can't fit the Ms. Nick bill...I'm old school and as such I'm not into 'hand me downs' so to speak...Sausage a-la Nicola is the only speciality my future wife will have tasted.

Jeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz. Good luck with that.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
It is interesting when you compare Claire and Seven and the reactions/results.

Oh I know the difference. Seven never said anything to a mod. It's pretty simple.

Spot on jaecole. Seven would be long gone if he was insulting Mikhail all this time, or Zlatan for instance. Claire just made a couple of joke threads and I really do not see a reason for her banning. People insult other members all the time yet nothing is done about it, however if you're big bad Mikhail and have the power to ban, you'll use it. Unfortunately Mikhail has used that option too many times now and IMO he has treated Claire too harshly...again.