Nick Against the World (54 Viewers)

[The Pado]

You could always have somebody else's hair sewn to your scalp like this Frankenstein creation - Heil, mein hairweave

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++



So what? Let the man spend his money on a haircut. I shave my own head three times per week, at no cost. But, then I blow a shit load on cigars. We all waste money on that which makes us happy.

P.S. Any Juventuz regulars who drop by the house can have a free head shave. I'm getting quite expert at it.

Nothing wrong with how a man wants to spend his money. I know I have all those credit card changes I can't show my relatives.

Just never pictured this of all threads being the one that discusses the finer merits of men's hair care...

As for the head shave, thanks for the offer. But I managed to rig my Flowbie to my Miele.

 

[The Pado]

LOL

I have always suspected my good friend of using a flowbie. I even call him Flowbie-boy, and he pretends to not know what I'm talking about.

 

[Menace]

Fact! kinda

"Happiness is something that just cannot be bought"

 

[The Pado]

Attention Metrosexuals and Swag: Stop talking about your hair and nails and let us turn back to the manly pursuits of shitting in coffee cans (Nick), masturbating in your mother's panties (Andy), and wearing those really cool Burbury plaid chav caps (Alex Samatar). As for me, I'm off to play with my banana.

 

[swag]

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout, Pado.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
You could always have somebody else's hair sewn to your scalp like this Frankenstein creation - Heil, mein hairweave

Italia, Italia uber alles............

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Italia, Italia uber alles............

Mention the fascists, and Burke appears . . .

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


It costs £50 to get my haircut. If it cost 1buck like yours I'd cut it more often.

The collection is appreciated though I actually haven't been ass slurping anything but Claire's sister.

Anyways Paypal your dollars to [email protected]

Thanks for your support :cheesy:

I've seen your hair dude...if it costs 50 pounds to fvck up your hair like that..give me half and I could do it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Mention the fascists, and Burke appears . . .

Mention Burke, and the wankers appear.........

 

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Vinman ] ++


about $100 US

but, I will have that for years to come, so its worth it

I get a head message by a fit toni&guy girl, get a mean haircut, get compliments for my mean haircut, get people like you make me feel totally rock&roll because they find my hair unacceptable AND I get to pull the all the hot girls who love the girly hair.

Enjoy the tracksuit

Just kidding, though don't shell out 100 on a Nike.

p.s: I should be noted I get haircuts for less frequent than the short haired man. Perhaps 3 a year.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++


I get a head message by a fit toni&guy girl, get a mean haircut, get compliments for my mean haircut, get people like you make me feel totally rock&roll because they find my hair unacceptable AND I get to pull the all the hot girls who love the girly hair.

Enjoy the tracksuit

Just kidding, though don't shell out 100 on a Nike.

p.s: I should be noted I get haircuts for less frequent than the short haired man. Perhaps 3 a year.

3 a year?? Thats nuts. I too have long hair and trim the style the s-o-b at least every five weeks....

I noticed there is a Toni&Guy in Rome however, Rome has its fair share of 'shell out 70 euros' for a trim places so I'm not sure how it does...

 

[swag]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Mention Burke, and the wankers appear.........

Kind of like mentioning women's shoes and how Pado appears? :cheesy:

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++


Kind of like mentioning women's shoes and how Pado appears? :cheesy:

So what does Pado do when someone mentions Burke and womens shoes at the same time?

I guess we'll find out.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
You could always have somebody else's hair sewn to your scalp like this Frankenstein creation - Heil, mein hairweave

Its not a weave you bleeding heart liberal pansie...its a transplant...

which explained this gangsta look he sported 6 months earlier

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by mikhail ] ++

So what does Pado do when someone mentions Burke and womens shoes at the same time?

I guess we'll find out.

Burke . . . Women's Shoes . . . ?

Pulling my SS uniform out of the mothballs . . . pulling my banana out of its hammock.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Its not a weave you bleeding heart liberal pansie...its a transplant...

which explained this gangsta look he sported 6 months earlier

I say weave, you say transplant, but the truth is that vanity can be sooo ugly on a man.

 

[The Pado]

Berlusconi really wanted to finish off the pirate motif by leaving the shirt unbuttoned to his navel, I guess. Hey, Mr. Prime Minister, you're not on the Carnival Cruise anymore - - yeah, what part of "World Leader" aren't you getting?

 

[Menace]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


I've seen your hair dude...if it costs 50 pounds to fvck up your hair like that..give me half and I could do it.

Transexuals **** up your hair :fero:

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Menace ] ++


Transexuals **** up your hair :fero:

Ya but still...you still shouldn't hate your family Menace....understand that everyone is different.